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Discussion => The No Wake Zone => WarZone => Topic started by: beerjet on June 09, 2007, 11:45:18 PM
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;D why di make sich a big deak about sh@it that mwens nothing to a man . I need another maargharita ....
-beerjet---
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;D why di make sich a big deak about sh@it that mwens nothing to a man . I need another maargharita ....
-beerjet---
after kate (Woman!) and i spent like 2 minutes disecting your drunken slur.....we are curious to know what brought this up.
im drunk, but at least i can type.
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Why do woman...........take two hours to GET IN THE BOAT or car?
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Why do women ask your opinion and then tell you that you are wrong?
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This is funny ;D I didnt remember posting this . :D For a second there I could even make it out . :D :D :D :D
Well last night I was completely hammered and my wife comes home and because I didnt jump up and cut off my conversation short to move my truck so she can roll into the garage . She come storming in with the fury of a thousand suns . She was PISSED So I proceeded to prove her wrong and now she was even MORE PISSED so she takes off again and comes back later still pissed . So I slept in the other room needless to say . She wakes me up this morning all lovey dovey with breakfast ;) Makes me wonder what I can get out of her if I cracked one good time in the face :o Maybe not .
-beerjet-
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If a man is alone in the woods, is he still wrong? Yes, according to my G/F.
What does that have to do with anything????? I have no idea. ???
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;) yes gentleman always something to ponder......
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This is funny ;D I didnt remember posting this . :D For a second there I could even make it out . :D :D :D :D
Well last night I was completely hammered and my wife comes home and because I didnt jump up and cut off my conversation short to move my truck so she can roll into the garage . She come storming in with the fury of a thousand suns . She was PISSED So I proceeded to prove her wrong and now she was even MORE PISSED so she takes off again and comes back later still pissed . So I slept in the other room needless to say . She wakes me up this morning all lovey dovey with breakfast ;) Makes me wonder what I can get out of her if I cracked one good time in the face :o Maybe not .
-beerjet-
Not only does Omar not remember this post, his voice email message on my phone is just as funny, Oh yea..he was drunk!
Mike
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Again , I appolagize . I really need to either cut back on the drinkin or I need a baby sitter . I'm gonna try and get a sitter next time :-\
-beerjet-
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I think I kinda gotta handle on it, I tell 'em to "saddle up" hours before I'm actually ready to go.
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I dont even know were to begin.
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beerjet, and everyone else is it possible to get a DUI while on the internet because beerjet, man o man what in the holy heck was that in the first posting, is that called slur typing or slur posting i cant figure out what you were trying to say, and if you want to really piss her off the way i did it was i put the new boat in the garage in her spot, left a message that the new garage door is broken dont use, that lasted about 12 hours until some dumb ass opened the door in morning (ME) while she was backing out thinking she was gone already ::)
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Repeat after me boys:
"Yes Dear", "I love you", "Is there anything I can get you?"
Keep them happy and they keep letting us play with our toys and hopfully they keep playing with our "TOY"!
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Repeat after me boys:
"Yes Dear", "I love you", "Is there anything I can get you?"
Keep them happy and they keep letting us play with our toys and hopfully they keep playing with our "TOY"!
I'll leave the ass kissing to you , sounds like you have practice.
It's more like "What the hell are you doing , you got home from work a hour ago , where the hell is my dinner?" Oh yeah and don't forget " By the way I am almost out of clean socks , why don't you do some damn laundry woman!?"
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I'll leave the ass kissing to you , sounds like you have practice.
It's more like "What the hell are you doing , you got home from work a hour ago , where the hell is my dinner?" Oh yeah and don't forget " By the way I am almost out of clean socks , why don't you do some damn laundry woman!?"
Keep in mind, I have the clean socks and a clean house...Oh ya I might actually get some tonight!
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why don't you do some damn laundry woman!?"
HEY HEY HEY ! Leave woman out of this , Brad hasn't said anything about her ! >:D
-beerjet-
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... It's more like "What the hell are you doing , you got home from work a hour ago , where the hell is my dinner?" Oh yeah and don't forget " By the way I am almost out of clean socks , why don't you do some damn laundry woman!?"
I know marcsrollin really well, he's not joking, and he won't have any problems getting any (if you know what I mean). :D
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I'll leave the ass kissing to you , sounds like you have practice.
LOL! ;D
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Keep in mind, I have the clean socks and a clean house...Oh ya I might actually get some tonight!
The house is cleaned by a third party so there is no problem there. And if needed so is getting some!