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beerjet

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Why do women .....
« on: June 09, 2007, 11:45:18 PM »
 ;D why di make sich a big deak about  sh@it that mwens nothing to a man . I need another maargharita ....

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Quote from: Ralph Brunt on July 09, 2009, 08:36:19 PM
i dont but im all for stuffin shit in her ass to make her go away :-*

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« Reply #1 on: June 10, 2007, 01:35:48 AM »
Quote from: beerjet on June 09, 2007, 11:45:18 PM
;D why di make sich a big deak about  sh@it that mwens nothing to a man . I need another maargharita ....

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after kate (Woman!) and i spent like 2 minutes disecting your drunken slur.....we are curious to know what brought this up.

im drunk, but at least i can type.
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« Reply #2 on: June 10, 2007, 08:35:27 AM »
Why do woman...........take two hours to GET IN THE BOAT or car?
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« Reply #3 on: June 10, 2007, 08:37:42 AM »
Why do women ask your opinion and then tell you that you are wrong?
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« Reply #4 on: June 10, 2007, 12:03:22 PM »
This is funny  ;D I didnt remember posting this .  :D For a second there I could even make it out .  :D  :D  :D  :D

Well last night I was completely hammered and my wife comes home and because I didnt jump up and cut off my conversation short to move my truck so she can roll into the garage . She come storming in with the fury of a thousand suns . She was PISSED So I proceeded to prove her wrong and now she was even MORE PISSED so she takes off again and comes back later still pissed . So I slept in the other room needless to say . She wakes me up this morning all lovey dovey with breakfast  ;) Makes me wonder what I can get out of her if I cracked one good time in the face   :o Maybe not .

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Quote from: Ralph Brunt on July 09, 2009, 08:36:19 PM
i dont but im all for stuffin shit in her ass to make her go away :-*

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« Reply #5 on: June 10, 2007, 12:34:40 PM »
If a man is alone in the woods, is he still wrong? Yes, according to my G/F.

What does that have to do with anything????? I have no idea.   ???
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« Reply #6 on: June 11, 2007, 10:06:14 AM »
 ;) yes gentleman always something to ponder......
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« Reply #7 on: June 11, 2007, 10:26:59 AM »
Quote from: beerjet on June 10, 2007, 12:03:22 PM
This is funny  ;D I didnt remember posting this .  :D For a second there I could even make it out .  :D  :D  :D  :D

Well last night I was completely hammered and my wife comes home and because I didnt jump up and cut off my conversation short to move my truck so she can roll into the garage . She come storming in with the fury of a thousand suns . She was PISSED So I proceeded to prove her wrong and now she was even MORE PISSED so she takes off again and comes back later still pissed . So I slept in the other room needless to say . She wakes me up this morning all lovey dovey with breakfast  ;) Makes me wonder what I can get out of her if I cracked one good time in the face   :o Maybe not .

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Not only does Omar not remember this post, his voice email message on my phone is just as funny, Oh yea..he was drunk!

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« Reply #8 on: June 11, 2007, 05:35:01 PM »
Again , I appolagize . I really need to either cut back on the drinkin or I need a baby sitter . I'm gonna try and get a sitter next time  :-\

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Quote from: Ralph Brunt on July 09, 2009, 08:36:19 PM
i dont but im all for stuffin shit in her ass to make her go away :-*

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« Reply #9 on: June 11, 2007, 06:37:01 PM »
I think I kinda gotta handle on it, I tell 'em to "saddle up" hours before I'm actually ready to go.
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« Reply #10 on: June 14, 2007, 10:11:38 PM »
I dont even know were to begin.
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« Reply #11 on: June 14, 2007, 10:28:40 PM »
beerjet, and everyone else is it possible to get a DUI while on the internet because beerjet, man o man what in the holy heck was that in the first posting, is that called slur typing or slur posting i cant figure out what you were trying to say, and if you want to really piss her off the way i did it was i put the new boat in the garage in her spot, left a message that the new garage door is broken dont use, that lasted about 12 hours until some dumb ass opened the door in morning (ME) while she was backing out thinking she was gone already ::)
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« Reply #12 on: June 14, 2007, 11:21:23 PM »
Repeat after me boys:


"Yes Dear", "I love you", "Is there anything I can get you?"

Keep them happy and they keep letting us play with our toys and hopfully they keep playing with our "TOY"!
« Last Edit: June 14, 2007, 11:23:32 PM by OC2Vegas »
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« Reply #13 on: June 14, 2007, 11:27:16 PM »
Quote from: OC2Vegas on June 14, 2007, 11:21:23 PM
Repeat after me boys:


"Yes Dear", "I love you", "Is there anything I can get you?"

Keep them happy and they keep letting us play with our toys and hopfully they keep playing with our "TOY"!
I'll leave the ass kissing to you , sounds like you have practice.

It's more like "What the hell are you doing , you got home from work a hour ago , where the hell is my dinner?"    Oh yeah and don't forget " By the way I am almost out of clean socks , why don't you do some damn laundry woman!?"
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« Reply #14 on: June 15, 2007, 02:00:21 AM »
Quote from: Marcsrollin on June 14, 2007, 11:27:16 PM
I'll leave the ass kissing to you , sounds like you have practice.

It's more like "What the hell are you doing , you got home from work a hour ago , where the hell is my dinner?"    Oh yeah and don't forget " By the way I am almost out of clean socks , why don't you do some damn laundry woman!?"

Keep in mind, I have the clean socks and a clean house...Oh ya I might actually get some tonight!
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« Reply #15 on: June 15, 2007, 04:45:37 AM »
Quote from: Marcsrollin on June 14, 2007, 11:27:16 PM
why don't you do some damn laundry woman!?"
HEY HEY HEY ! Leave woman out of this , Brad hasn't said anything about her !  >:D

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Quote from: Ralph Brunt on July 09, 2009, 08:36:19 PM
i dont but im all for stuffin shit in her ass to make her go away :-*

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« Reply #16 on: June 15, 2007, 07:34:32 AM »
Quote from: Marcsrollin on June 14, 2007, 11:27:16 PM
... It's more like "What the hell are you doing , you got home from work a hour ago , where the hell is my dinner?"    Oh yeah and don't forget " By the way I am almost out of clean socks , why don't you do some damn laundry woman!?"

I know marcsrollin really well, he's not joking, and he won't have any problems getting any (if you know what I mean).   :D
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« Reply #17 on: June 15, 2007, 10:55:14 AM »
Quote from: Marcsrollin on June 14, 2007, 11:27:16 PM
I'll leave the ass kissing to you , sounds like you have practice.

LOL! ;D
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« Reply #18 on: June 15, 2007, 11:38:23 AM »
Quote from: OC2Vegas on June 15, 2007, 02:00:21 AM
Keep in mind, I have the clean socks and a clean house...Oh ya I might actually get some tonight!
The house is cleaned by a third party so there is no problem there. And if needed so is getting some!
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