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Discussion => The No Wake Zone => WarZone => Topic started by: GT Jets on January 14, 2010, 08:16:22 PM
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Two Woodpeckers...
A Mexican woodpecker and a Canadian woodpecker were in Mexico arguing
about which country had the toughest trees.
The Mexican woodpecker claimed Mexico had a tree that no woodpecker could
peck.
The Canadian woodpecker accepted his challenge and promptly pecked a
hole in the tree with no problem. The Mexican woodpecker was amazed.
The Canadian woodpecker then challenged the Mexican woodpecker to peck
a tree in Canada that was absolutely "impeckable" (a term frequently
used by woodpeckers ). The Mexican woodpecker expressed confidence
that he could do it and accepted the challenge.
The two of them flew to Canada where the Mexican woodpecker
successfully pecked the so-called "impeckable" tree almost without
breaking a sweat.
Both woodpeckers were now terribly confused. How is it that the
Canadian woodpecker was able to peck the Mexican tree, and the Mexican
woodpecker was able to peck the Canadian tree, yet neither was able to
peck the tree in their own country?
After much woodpecker pondering, they both came to the same conclusion:
Apparently, Tiger Woods was right, when he said, your pecker gets
harder when you're away from home.
Hey, I'm just the messenger!!!
GT ;D
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I agree with Woods! :o