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Discussion => The No Wake Zone => WarZone => Topic started by: CHROMEY on January 22, 2008, 03:57:04 PM
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10. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.
9. You own a $300 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
8. You have more wives than teeth.
7. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
6. You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against.
5. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry ammunition in your robe.
4. You've been asked, 'Does this burka make my ass look fat?'
3. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
2. You've uttered the phrase, 'I love what you've done with your cave.'
1. You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon unclean.
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;DNow thats some funny shit ;D
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Perfect ;D
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nice ;D
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Pee'd my pants funny!! ;D
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Pee'd my pants funny!! ;D
ME TOO !! LMFAO !! Tom
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I'm not from Texas but I'd vote for this guy!
Texas Councilman T. Bubba Bechtel, a part-time City
Councilman from Midland , TX , was asked on a local live
radio talk show the other day just what he thought of the
allegations of torture of the Iraqi prisoners. His reply
prompted his ejection from the studio, but to thunderous
applause from the audience:
'If hooking up an Iraqi prisoner's balls to a car's battery
cables will save one Texas GI's life, then I have just two
things to say':
'Red is positive'
'Black is negative'
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Thanks awesome
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"CLEAR!" (sound of electrical charge discharging) ;D