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Discussion => Lower River => Topic started by: Brad @ SCJB on May 17, 2010, 08:34:37 AM
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So rivertard makes a mid morning run up river and comes back to came rambling about saving a cow. I guess a cow was stuck on the steep shorline on the AZ side of the river...
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so they decided to float her down river to a beach where the owner can later pick her up.....skip stayed with her the whole way makin sure her head stayed above the water...
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Here is rivertard with the cow....
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and the cow as we left it....
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Think thats the end of the story? no.
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what did you do with her calf?
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after a few beers over at goose.... we decided to go see how the cow was doing....
she was still there...dryed off.....and got back some energy....and lets say she was NOT a happy cow.
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So Omar's buddy gabe thought it was a good idea to try to hop on it...i got several videos, but this one is the better of them all....
Macintyre Rodeo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84LQdDzeXVE#)
....then ralph and omar tried to get friendly with the cow :screwy:
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later that afternoon we made a 2nd trip to visit the cow. Before I even got a chance to get the camera out....Gabe made a mad dash for the cow and jumped on her back. The cow spun around real quick and gabe got pitched off and the cow pinned him down with her head and started taking jabs at him with her hoof. He managed to get up and out of there before getting too hurt.
Omar then tried to sooth the cow's pains by whispering sweet nothings into her ears.
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and the cow was gone by Sunday morning. Not sure if she went swimming again or the owners finally came and picked her up.
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what did you do with her calf?
there was no calf present.
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That's some funny pics/vids there, I'm Laughing so hard, But why are they naked, :o really? why? :screwy: I'm a worried and concerned about you people now :) :) :) Then again, No really. ;D .. Roy.
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Bet there would of been a akward moment if the farmer/owner walked out of that brush looking for his cow and finding 2 big naked guy's chasing it, Hell the farmer was probably hiding and waited till you guy's left to get it, If I saw 2 big naked dudes chasing my cow I'm not making my presence known ::) , I'm way to pretty to take that chance with those cowboy's.. ;) :) :) :)
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First Ray was questionable with his Moo. Now this!! I shudder to think whats next. :o
Looks like a great time, wish I could have been there.
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Pretty funny video.
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I was joking that many generations into the future, someone will stumble onto thses pics and they will find their way into the Blythe Museum of Natural History. Probably titled something like either Early 21st Century Blythe Man
or maybe . . . The End of Civization as We Know It Starts Here ;D
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wow that is to damn funny. I can't believe I missed these shinanigans.
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That is some funny $hit! I dont know about the getting naked with the cow part...maybe it was something like "Dances With Cows" and they bond better being naked like the cow, but still funny.
Oh, and I dont remember seeing that cow signed up for the trip.
Matt
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I have always loved this site since I found it and now jet boats and cows man i feel so at home I could cry. It just doesnt get any better
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First Ray was questionable with his Moo. Now this!! I shudder to think whats next. :o
Looks like a great time, wish I could have been there.
It does get kinda scarey........My other boat is the Sewer Pickle soooooo......lord KNOWS what that could predict for this group!
At first, I thought Rivertard was kidding, then a bud of mine here had talked about bringing Moo over, so I thought, maybe.....
Nope what you see is what you get.
As a side note on this, Ralph hasn't lost any hair. We found where it went........... >:D
Ray
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i dont think some people are understanding whats going on here....maybe taking it too literal. theres 2 threads over on RDP whining about it and getting all homophobe about it.
the situation was we were there taking pics of the cow. the nakedness came about to get the opportunity to take a fokkin hilarious photo for the site.
i think some people gathered that omar and ralph got naked with the cow and i just so happened to snap some pictures.
i know not every ones humor is on the same level. thats ok. i dont expect everyone to get it, but it maybe was a moment where "ya had to be there" :thumbup:
all of us that were there were doubled over laughing our beer guts off. :beer:
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It was a great weekend and the cow deal is something that you dont see everyday. I saw Omar naked on the front of someones boat, like a little river slut. I saw nothing homo about it, FUNNY as hell but nothing GAY
The Beav
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i dont think some people are understanding whats going on here....maybe taking it too literal. theres 2 threads over on RDP whining about it and getting all homophobe about it.
the situation was we were there taking pics of the cow. the nakedness came about to get the opportunity to take a fokkin hilarious photo for the site.
i think some people gathered that omar and ralph got naked with the cow and i just so happened to snap some pictures.
i know not every ones humor is on the same level. thats ok. i dont expect everyone to get it, but it maybe was a moment where "ya had to be there" :thumbup:
all of us that were there were doubled over laughing our beer guts off. :beer:
I totally understand the humor in it. I was joking around about the naked part. I have played baseball since childhood and played all 4 years in High School and Ive worked in fire stations so I know all about "Locker Room humor." I think you took my comment too literal.
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I think you took my comment too literal.
the above statement wasnt directed towards your comment in any way. theres 2 threads over on RDP (another site) that were linking to this thread where people just didnt get it.
oh well, their loss :thumbup:
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Broke Back River Boys LMAO This shits to funny ;D ;D :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
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Awesome pics of the whole scenario on that though Brad! :thumbup:
Yeah, Kinda hard to get the context of the whole sequence of events, but thank GAWD you had the camera there to document it! ;D
Still, THAT is gonna be a classic moment in this sites history........... ::)
Ray
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the above statement wasnt directed towards your comment in any way. theres 2 threads over on RDP (another site) that were linking to this thread where people just didnt get it.
oh well, their loss :thumbup:
Oh, my bad. I just didnt want anyone thinking I was talking smack. I guess those other guys never partied in high school or college and did stupid $hit like that. haha
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Well the search for Sasqautch is over..
I always knew he was a Cali boy ;D
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Well the search for Sasqautch is over..
I always knew he was a Cali boy ;D
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LOL! This just got even more hilarious!
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HOLLY F**KING SHIT THAT RIGHT THERE IS FUNNY! ;D ;D ;D ;D
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OK -- true confessions time. I am the one who started the thread at RDP this morning. If you read the original post you will realize that I had no idea what would actually get posted. I was kinda bummed when people started to sound traumatised with a little good fun. I really had no idea it might result in people talking about banning me, that would suck. I really enjoy RDP because of the wide range of knowledge they seem to have about life outside of boating. This taught me a lot about their sense of humor though.
Like Brad said I was laughing my beer gut off when I saw this going down. I am also glad you guys seem to understand it was just good fun. I am sure public male nudity will not be part of any SCJB gathering for a long time, if ever. I for one however, will remember this as one really good day, and don't regret posting it. Thanks for being more understanding than most.
And please don't crosslink these picks to the Piece of Ass Thread in the War Zone. That would be wrong >:D
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I am sure public male nudity will not be part of any SCJB gathering for a long time, if ever.
YES! I want to state this type of stuff does not go on at every SCJB gathering...i think the last time something happened like this is when someone stuck a dildo on someones scoop in the AVI parking lot 2 years ago and a picture of it got posted on the site and someones feelings got hurt. Again, not everyone gets our humor.
and be assured - I made sure it was cool with both parties involved it was ok before i posted the above pictures
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just read the crap on RDP. some people have no sense of humor reading that makes me glad Im a jet boater
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I never go to RDP. Only PB & SCJB....and thoughs are the only one's I enjoy!
I always associated RDP with the "big" boat, Havasu scene that I'm really just not into.
F*** them in the neck if they can't take a joke...because that whole weekend was just pure comedy!!!
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I never go to RDP. Only PB & SCJB....and thoughs are the only one's I enjoy!
I always associated RDP with the "big" boat, Havasu scene that I'm really just not into.
F*** them in the neck if they can't take a joke...because that whole weekend was just pure comedy!!!
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F*** them in the neck if they can't take a joke...because that whole weekend was just pure comedy!!!
X2!!! Let them come out with us THEN pass judgement! never met even ONE of these (The posting ones) RDP pricks at ANY outing, PB or otherwise, and you all know how many miles I put on doing these things! I'll drive anywhere, pretty much anytime.
Who the F*** cares what these wannabes think? I don't! The PB guys I know are cool as hell and from the same mold as us. I'd be willing to bet that the ones posting the negative crap either A:) don't have a running boat, or B:) I could race them and win with my pops old Jon Boat rowing my ass off.........One of them wants to take the challenge, Moo's a waitin'..........who is it?
Just sayin ..........
Otherwise, a MOST successful outing! AND, we answered the old question, "Where's the Beef".............. ;D
Ray
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OHH JESUS that pic of ralph next to big foot is sooooooo freaking awesome, HAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAW, ohh man what a bad ass weekend. :beer:
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ya those pics are funny. why would someone talk shit about us saving a cow in the first place. the way i look at it that cow owed us all a ride!
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What thread is it? I cant find it.
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What thread is it? I cant find it.
there is 2....
http://www.riverdavesplace.com/forums/showthread.php?t=32148
http://www.riverdavesplace.com/forums/showthread.php?t=32166
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Anyone reading the post and seeing the pics with 1/2 a brain can see you guy's helped the animal and after it was O.K just had some fun with no harm done and nothing disgusting, People need to relax and remember the ancient saying "F@ck'em if they can't take a joke".
On another note, Next time when trying to ride it, Sit closer to it's neck, Right above it's shoulder. There are a few reason for this, One leverage,On it's shoulder there is less "Buck".
Another reason, Cows bite and bite hard. It's more difficult for them to turn there head and grab your leg and pull you off them by your skin and muscle possibly removing some from your body doing so if abouve there shoulder, There are multiple reasons Cowboy's wear Chaps, This is a little known one of them, I have a scar on my arm from a pony that taught me why not to tease ponies with apples and I have a horse now that if you kick him to hard he bites your ankle when riding him. Seen cattle bite harder. You don't see biting Bulls at many rodeo's, You probaly eat a few tho.. :) :)
This is a pic of 2 stallions I have, One is now a Gelding cause he just got to "Studly" and I had to have him cut, He was busting down stall walls and fences to get with the mares and was a matter of time before he hurt himself or something else, Namely ME.. Roy
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roy roy roy where do you get your info cows have no top teeth in the front they only have gums and cant bite. I have lived with cows my whole life never been bit or seen anyone get bit.sorry for the thread jack but some one has to stick up for cows everywhere ;D
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i cant believe i missed that trip...im still laughing my azz off her at my desk at home...if i was there id probably spit up all my beer too...tooo funny guys!
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See any similarities between those 2 and these 2? >:D HAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAW
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there is 2....
http://www.riverdavesplace.com/forums/showthread.php?t=32148
http://www.riverdavesplace.com/forums/showthread.php?t=32166
I just read thru all that, wow it sure was stuffy over there.
I had to come back here where i could breath again and laugh about it ;D
Funny how Bitches get there panty's in a bunch........
I guess they have never seen Benny Hill 8)
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roy roy roy where do you get your info cows have no top teeth in the front they only have gums and cant bite. I have lived with cows my whole life never been bit or seen anyone get bit.sorry for the thread jack but some one has to stick up for cows everywhere ;D
I saw a Holstein cow grab my cousin by her side, above her hip below her ribs and throw her against the barn wall when she went to grab it's calf, A few months later that cow was butchered because it did something similar to the farmers kid.
Cows do not have upper teeth, Not all gums either, It's called a dental ridge or dental plate and it's hard has bone and like wet sand paper.
I will agree cows seldom bite, They much rather kick you with there back hooves, stomp ya with there front hooves and head butt to the side or to the point they head grind you into the ground whether they have horns or not, BUT they indeed can bite even tho they seldom do.. Roy
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...stomp ya with there front hooves and head butt to the side or to the point they head grind you into the ground whether they have horns or not...
this is what happened to Gabe (the guy in the video)
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Wow. This really tells me not to miss a trip with yall again. great laugh. That was a very nice thing to help out the cow and make sure it didn't drown. I would have done the same. I mean as far as helping the cow.
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soo very true, most people would probably have seen it, driven by it and not given it a second thought, so who are they to judge someone who was rescuing a helpless animal that would have almost certainly have drowned. It shows that we have people on here with some awefully big hearts. :-) cheers!!!! guys..... :beer:
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Wow. This really tells me not to miss a trip with yall again. great laugh. That was a very nice thing to help out the cow and make sure it didn't drown. I would have done the same. I mean as far as helping the cow.
shit i would have (bear backed it ) and yes thats nnnnnnaked ;D ;D fock the pic
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Okay I know this shit is ancient history but I'm sitting in the hospital waiting room while my wife's going through surgery and I run across the funniest shit I've ever read. I would of given anything to be there, I'm literally crying laughing in the hospital waiting room I've got to make it to a scjb event life doesn't get any better!
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I just seen and read this post
Holy crap this is some funny stuff
GOOD TIMES 👍👍
SRC 🚤💨
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im trying to figure out wtf a cow is doing out in the desert in teh first place... glad u guys helped it. awesome job. :beer:
if you cant laugh at naked dudes helping a cow, well then i guess you dont have a funny bone. not something i would do, but def a trainwreck for all to laugh at.
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This is why McIntyre is the best strip of river around. All hail the Blythe master race.