Macintyre Rodeo Clowns

« **on:** May 17, 2010, 08:34:37 AM »

So rivertard makes a mid morning run up river and comes back to came rambling about saving a cow. I guess a cow was stuck on the steep shorline on the AZ side of the river...

so they decided to float her down river to a beach where the owner can later pick her up.....skip stayed with her the whole way makin sure her head stayed above the water...

Here is rivertard with the cow....

and the cow as we left it....

Think thats the end of the story? no.

« **Reply #1 on:** May 17, 2010, 08:39:34 AM »

what did you do with her calf?

« **Reply #2 on:** May 17, 2010, 08:42:20 AM »

after a few beers over at goose.... we decided to go see how the cow was doing....

she was still there...dryed off.....and got back some energy....and lets say she was NOT a happy cow.

So Omar's buddy gabe thought it was a good idea to try to hop on it...i got several videos, but this one is the better of them all....

....then ralph and omar tried to get friendly with the cow

later that afternoon we made a 2nd trip to visit the cow. Before I even got a chance to get the camera out....Gabe made a mad dash for the cow and jumped on her back. The cow spun around real quick and gabe got pitched off and the cow pinned him down with her head and started taking jabs at him with her hoof. He managed to get up and out of there before getting too hurt.

Omar then tried to sooth the cow's pains by whispering sweet nothings into her ears.

and the cow was gone by Sunday morning. Not sure if she went swimming again or the owners finally came and picked her up.

« **Reply #3 on:** May 17, 2010, 08:43:50 AM »

Quote from: farmergord on May 17, 2010, 08:39:34 AM

what did you do with her calf?

there was no calf present.

« **Reply #4 on:** May 17, 2010, 09:19:08 AM »

That's some funny pics/vids there, I'm Laughing so hard, But why are they naked,

really? why?

I'm a worried and concerned about you people now

Then again, No really.

.. Roy.

« **Reply #5 on:** May 17, 2010, 09:38:47 AM »

Bet there would of been a akward moment if the farmer/owner walked out of that brush looking for his cow and finding 2 big naked guy's chasing it, Hell the farmer was probably hiding and waited till you guy's left to get it, If I saw 2 big naked dudes chasing my cow I'm not making my presence known

, I'm way to pretty to take that chance with those cowboy's..

« **Reply #6 on:** May 17, 2010, 10:48:21 AM »

First Ray was questionable with his Moo. Now this!! I shudder to think whats next.

Looks like a great time, wish I could have been there.

« **Reply #7 on:** May 17, 2010, 11:05:11 AM »

Pretty funny video.

« **Reply #8 on:** May 17, 2010, 11:23:35 AM »

I was joking that many generations into the future, someone will stumble onto thses pics and they will find their way into the Blythe Museum of Natural History. Probably titled something like either Early 21st Century Blythe Man

or maybe . . . The End of Civization as We Know It Starts Here

« **Reply #9 on:** May 17, 2010, 05:15:21 PM »

wow that is to damn funny. I can't believe I missed these shinanigans.

« **Reply #10 on:** May 17, 2010, 05:39:02 PM »

That is some funny $hit! I dont know about the getting naked with the cow part...maybe it was something like "Dances With Cows" and they bond better being naked like the cow, but still funny.

Oh, and I dont remember seeing that cow signed up for the trip.

Matt

« **Reply #11 on:** May 17, 2010, 05:43:12 PM »

I have always loved this site since I found it and now jet boats and cows man i feel so at home I could cry. It just doesnt get any better

« **Reply #12 on:** May 17, 2010, 06:01:00 PM »

Quote from: Tio Pancho on May 17, 2010, 10:48:21 AM

First Ray was questionable with his Moo. Now this!! I shudder to think whats next.
Looks like a great time, wish I could have been there.

It does get kinda scarey........My other boat is the Sewer Pickle soooooo......lord KNOWS what that could predict for this group!

At first, I thought Rivertard was kidding, then a bud of mine here had talked about bringing Moo over, so I thought, maybe.....

Nope what you see is what you get.

As a side note on this, Ralph hasn't lost any hair. We found where it went...........

Ray

« **Reply #13 on:** May 17, 2010, 06:44:37 PM »

i dont think some people are understanding whats going on here....maybe taking it too literal. theres 2 threads over on RDP whining about it and getting all homophobe about it.

the situation was we were there taking pics of the cow. the nakedness came about to get the opportunity to take a fokkin hilarious photo for the site.

i think some people gathered that omar and ralph got naked with the cow and i just so happened to snap some pictures.

i know not every ones humor is on the same level. thats ok. i dont expect everyone to get it, but it maybe was a moment where "ya had to be there"

all of us that were there were doubled over laughing our beer guts off.

« **Reply #14 on:** May 17, 2010, 06:47:49 PM »

It was a great weekend and the cow deal is something that you dont see everyday. I saw Omar naked on the front of someones boat, like a little river slut. I saw nothing homo about it, FUNNY as hell but nothing GAY

The Beav

« **Reply #15 on:** May 17, 2010, 06:51:27 PM »

Quote from: Brad @ SoCalJetBoats.com on May 17, 2010, 06:44:37 PM

i dont think some people are understanding whats going on here....maybe taking it too literal. theres 2 threads over on RDP whining about it and getting all homophobe about it.

the situation was we were there taking pics of the cow. the nakedness came about to get the opportunity to take a fokkin hilarious photo for the site.

i think some people gathered that omar and ralph got naked with the cow and i just so happened to snap some pictures.

i know not every ones humor is on the same level. thats ok. i dont expect everyone to get it, but it maybe was a moment where "ya had to be there"

all of us that were there were doubled over laughing our beer guts off.

I totally understand the humor in it. I was joking around about the naked part. I have played baseball since childhood and played all 4 years in High School and Ive worked in fire stations so I know all about "Locker Room humor." I think you took my comment too literal.

« **Reply #16 on:** May 17, 2010, 06:53:44 PM »

Quote from: MBlack on May 17, 2010, 06:51:27 PM

I think you took my comment too literal.

the above statement wasnt directed towards your comment in any way. theres 2 threads over on RDP (another site) that were linking to this thread where people just didnt get it.

oh well, their loss

« **Reply #17 on:** May 17, 2010, 07:00:07 PM »

Broke Back River Boys LMAO This shits to funny

« **Reply #18 on:** May 17, 2010, 07:00:57 PM »

Awesome pics of the whole scenario on that though Brad!

Yeah, Kinda hard to get the context of the whole sequence of events, but thank GAWD you had the camera there to document it!

Still, THAT is gonna be a classic moment in this sites history...........

Ray

« **Reply #19 on:** May 17, 2010, 07:04:00 PM »

Quote from: Brad @ SoCalJetBoats.com on May 17, 2010, 06:53:44 PM

the above statement wasnt directed towards your comment in any way. theres 2 threads over on RDP (another site) that were linking to this thread where people just didnt get it.

oh well, their loss

Oh, my bad. I just didnt want anyone thinking I was talking smack. I guess those other guys never partied in high school or college and did stupid $hit like that. haha

« **Reply #20 on:** May 17, 2010, 07:05:51 PM »

Well the search for Sasqautch is over..

I always knew he was a Cali boy

« **Reply #21 on:** May 17, 2010, 07:14:36 PM »

Quote from: 2savage4you on May 17, 2010, 07:05:51 PM

Well the search for Sasqautch is over..

I always knew he was a Cali boy

LOL! This just got even more hilarious!

« **Reply #22 on:** May 17, 2010, 07:26:39 PM »

HOLLY F**KING SHIT THAT RIGHT THERE IS FUNNY!

« **Reply #23 on:** May 17, 2010, 07:45:48 PM »

OK -- true confessions time. I am the one who started the thread at RDP this morning. If you read the original post you will realize that I had no idea what would actually get posted. I was kinda bummed when people started to sound traumatised with a little good fun. I really had no idea it might result in people talking about banning me, that would suck. I really enjoy RDP because of the wide range of knowledge they seem to have about life outside of boating. This taught me a lot about their sense of humor though.
Like Brad said I was laughing my beer gut off when I saw this going down. I am also glad you guys seem to understand it was just good fun. I am sure public male nudity will not be part of any SCJB gathering for a long time, if ever. I for one however, will remember this as one really good day, and don't regret posting it. Thanks for being more understanding than most.
And please don't crosslink these picks to the Piece of Ass Thread in the War Zone. That would be wrong

« **Reply #24 on:** May 17, 2010, 08:11:58 PM »

Quote from: GlassCutter on May 17, 2010, 07:45:48 PM

I am sure public male nudity will not be part of any SCJB gathering for a long time, if ever.

YES! I want to state this type of stuff does not go on at every SCJB gathering...i think the last time something happened like this is when someone stuck a dildo on someones scoop in the AVI parking lot 2 years ago and a picture of it got posted on the site and someones feelings got hurt. Again, not everyone gets our humor.

and be assured - I made sure it was cool with both parties involved it was ok before i posted the above pictures

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