Darn I wanted the alternaate ending where you met him in a parking lot and beat the shit out of him

they were in rough shape when I found them and since they sit up and show so much I decided what the hell Id go for it 

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That stuff looks like it needs more cookin, better toss it back on the BBQ for a bit. 

 Or better yet, bread it and drop it in a deep fryer.   

yeah thats a good idea

welcome where do you go with your boat

thanks guys too busy with harvest right now to do anything but maybe in a few weeks

maybe they run it on moonshine???

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Pat, you're not too far off, but the regulations are beginning to take hold in other countries and it won't be long before you will be fined for farting indoors...

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God I hope not Ill be in real trouble

I have a dist     

http://www.socaljetboats.com/engines/ford-distributor/msg144207/?topicseen#new

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finally got time to pull the motor and I was wrong . No sign of where the oil might be coming from.  Going to build an engine stand so i can run the motor out of the boat and see whats up what a waste of a summer 

Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart. He was stiff-legged and walking slowly.
 One student said to his friend: "I'm sure that poor old man has Peltry Syndrome. Those people walk just like that."
 The other student says: "No, I don't think so. The old man surely has Zovitzki Syndrome. He walks slowly and his legs are apart, just as we learned in class."
 Since they couldn't agree they decided to ask the old man. They approached him and one of the students said to him, "We're medical students and couldn't help but notice the way you walk, but we couldn't agree on the syndrome you might have. Could you tell us what it is?"
 The old man said, "I'll tell you, but first you tell me what you two fine medical students think."
 The first student said, "I think its Peltry Syndrome."
 The old man said, "You thought - but you are wrong."
 The other student said, "I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome."
 The old man said, "You thought - but you are wrong."
 So they asked him, "Well, old timer, what do you have?"
 The old man said, "I thought it was GAS - but I was wrong, too!"

A farmer was selling his peaches door to door.


 

He knocked on a door and a shapely 30-something woman

dressed in a very sheer negligee answered the door. 

He raised his basket to show her the peaches and asked, 

'Would you like to buy some peaches?' 

She pulled the top of the negligee to one side and asked, 

'Are they as firm as this?' 

He nodded his head and said, 'Yes ma'am,' and a little 

tear ran from his eye. 

Then she pulled the other side of her negligee off asking, 

'Are they nice and pink like this?' 

The farmer said, 'Yes,' and another tear came from 

the other eye. 

Then she unbuttoned the bottom of her negligee and 

asked, 'Are they as fuzzy as this?' 

He again said, 'Yes,' and broke down crying. 

She asked, 'Why on earth are you crying?' 

Drying his eyes he replied, 'The drought got my corn, 

the flood got my soy beans, a tornado leveled my barn, 

and now I think I'm gonna get focked out of my peaches!