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Oh I was just kidding, I don't even have a boat!!Neither do I!!
You mean one tough bra.That yer boat?
-beerjet-
A Geo can hit 87mph.......wow that's fast!If yer boat is half as fast as your mouth we are all in trouble!!
GAYYYYY. NOt into driving boats up and down Havasu. Doesn't do anything for me. A heavy cat isn't going to give me the low 8 sec pass that my Cole does. I'm in it for the rush.Because you said yer boat was faster then an outboard...And yer right....you don't think its a rush at all cruising across a choppy ass lake with alot of wakes cause you can't, It's kinda like driving your truck 87mph over the whoops at the Glamis sanddrags. You are triing to compare a dragster to a fourseat longtravel sandrail. And you tell me which one sells more?
Anyways.....this thread is titled "Q-jet's worst mightmare". I find it funny that it's author couldn't post a pic of HIS boat as the one I'd be afraid of but rather that of someone elses. We call that "NUT SWINGING" in the real boat world.
Hey if your happy with 87 MPH and driving your boat all over Havasu that's fine. I guess it's kinda the same thing as me driving my truck 87 mph up and down Hiway 5...loads of fun
? The fourseater! So what you have to say to the MAJORITY of jet boaters whom only go 60-70mph dumbass? That they are as much fun as going 65mph on the freeway with your truck??? I loved cruising 48mph in my old Jet and didn't give a shit about guys like you that love the attention their boats gets while sitting on the trailer!
Yes, me and about 150 other boats didn't drop in the water. AND only two of the out boards in attendance dropped and only for a short time at that. Really not seeing your point. Don't try to compare your Geo Metro to my Corvette. Your boat is an all purpose drive anywhere boat. Does not thrill me nor 99.9% of the boating world. When you launch tell me how many people look your way from the sound of your engine. Tell me how many people rush to the shoreside to see YOU make a pass. I'm guessing not many. But that's ok, you are happy with a boat that maxes out well below my cruising speed.Yer cruising speed? Yea! You got a show boat! Look at Q-Jet everybody! Move outta the way or you'll get ran over by the stampeed of people running up to grab Q-Jets autogragh!!!
99.9% of the boating world would pick your boat over a 22' cat? Ohhh Yea...go smoke another one. Now just what exactly is your "crusing speed"? You are the 8 second king!! Bullriders last longer then that!! Last time I checked Corvettes costed a WHOLE lot more and handled ten times better then a Geo Metro!! 
Oh now I'M the one with the big mouth? If I recall you are the one that came up here spreading your "Warlockism" like a damn Jahova Whitness on a Saturday afternoon walk. As far as 87mph goes I could care a less. How long does it take you to get to 87mph? Well past the 1/4 mile I'm sure. Go for a ride @ 131 in 8 secs and tell me what the difference is between the two types of boats.Hey Q-Jet....Great job on your website!!!! Yer right your boat is faster then mine. The boat have to TOTALLY different functions smart ass. How much did it cost to build that big block and Whole V-Drive assembly??? Gellcoat? Lemme guess $2,000 right? 10K will build a decent big block but as fast as you claim yours is it way more then that. You got a transmission in that widow maker? And yes, you are a big mouth.
I've been around boats long enough to know that outboards can haul ass. Seen it. You say that it's not about money, well to alot of us it is. It think what urks you the most is that more people pay attention to the crackling camshaft of the BBC powered jetboat that that of the non existent sound of the outboard (even though you have 3 times as much invested)
Plus the look of chrome and polished aluminum on a nice sounding Big block is hard to beat.
And the day I go invade your "Outboard" website is the day you can call me a big mouth.
How cute that little outboard was. Wonder if you can cruis that up and down havasu.uhhhh....yea dude thats whats is made for!!!
You can hear the jetboat letting in and out of it.
Cool vid.
It was kind of hard to tell, but I expected the jet to get smoked a lot more than that. Anyone know anything about the two boats that were racing?So did I...I thinks it like bracket racing where it's all about a good reaction time and the outboard got a perfect time and I think the jetboat fell asleep at the line. Would have made it closer yet...
?chrome doesn't get you homeYea but you can go to Checker and buy all the cheap valve covers and aircleaners for you big block! Now why would they have these on the shelf if Hotrod56errrr people weren't buying them?
those are before and after pictures of some plastic surgery I had done on tuesday.Don't know nothin' 'bout no Basil Cell Carcinoma.
I had a Basil Cell Carcinoma removed.
Im on lots of drugs....good times.
Are you just practicing your evasive manuevers you use on the water here on the board? Everyone on the planet can't dump 10K+ into a hull and another 10K+ into the powertrain (term used loosely) and then another 5K whenever it breaks down (again).How much is a blown big block compared to a 300xs outboard? The 300xs is $28,000. Which is more reliable? AGAIN I am a hot rodder who has mad "props" for Jet Boats. Again I use to have one and own 1970 gs 455 convert, I love big blocks. I'm not doggin' anybodys shit and money has nothing to do with it. A select few keeps triing to talk shit about my ugly "dildo" boat. Everyone seems to think that outboards are slow and unreliable which are both false. Then again, it is called SOCALJETBOATS not outboards right.
You know they can chrome plastic now, right? Might make your "engine" go faster.
Kinda nice not having what everyone else has!
thats meWhat happened? Looks painful!
Damn nice boat. What cost more, the hull, the dildo hanging off the back, or the repair costs on that outboard? I think I saw several hundred just like it the last time I was at Parker, although I don't recall any of them having strap-ons they probably did.Tell me you think a big block is more reliable then a "Dildo"? Which one do you think can take the most abuse?
I sold my trailer years ago.
I was merely replying to the question of: what is a warlock. When I did my google search I didn't type in warlock boat, why would I? That was not the question asked. Lastly, I didn't see any of those bitchin' Warlock boats with a strap-on added on the back of their boats.You are right, DCB is a much nicer boat. Look at the MACH 22, their best handling boat with twin outboards on it. It makes me feel good to educate the people of this great country!!!
Sounds like a challenge a race up or down Parker or from the Sand bar to the bars @ Havavsu..... full throttle wide open ....I'll bite all over that one!! And I don't even come close to having the fastest boat. Its all about the hull not the motor contrary to what Q-Jet thinks. If you put Q-Jets motor in a 22' CAT he would never leave his boat on the trailer again and would have no problem flying across Havasu or Parker on any weekend or Holiday with 5 people in his boat!
