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The No Wake Zone / Re: SoCal live thread
« on: April 10, 2014, 03:24:27 PM »

Tomorrow is going to be a busy one it seem like all the little things keep adding up.


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The list is finally getting shorter...can see the finish line!!!


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The No Wake Zone / Re: Photo Roll Call for Blue Water 4/11-4/13
« on: April 10, 2014, 03:22:59 PM »

I will be there on Friday night.


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That does look sweet!!!


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The No Wake Zone / Re: Photo Roll Call for Blue Water 4/11-4/13
« on: April 10, 2014, 03:21:35 PM »

Got the boat cleaned up! Heading out in a few hours


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Right on. Drive safe and see you in the morning.


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Projects / Re: Gate valve
« on: April 10, 2014, 03:12:58 PM »
I have a regulator but I think I'm going to add a gate valve for the just in case of a leak reason. Not by this weekend but for sure right after.


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Projects / Re: Gate valve
« on: April 10, 2014, 11:55:28 AM »
Does it have a regulator. I would think it would have to have something otherwise you'd be blowing gaskets.


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Events / Re: southwind
« on: April 10, 2014, 11:52:10 AM »

Matt Greeley is who did my scoop and CF#s
My bad


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Trailers / Re: Wheels and tires
« on: April 10, 2014, 10:50:14 AM »
I bought 4 205/75/14 for 290.00 at discount tires.


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Events / Re: southwind
« on: April 10, 2014, 09:43:35 AM »

Yeah I'll be out there, heading out tonight
I think the guy that did your scoop is the same guy that just lettered my boat. Cory Mroz


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The No Wake Zone / Re: SoCal live thread
« on: April 10, 2014, 12:34:18 AM »
Tomorrow is going to be a busy one it seem like all the little things keep adding up.


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The No Wake Zone / Re: New Guy Here
« on: April 10, 2014, 12:31:11 AM »
Yeah that motor(Buick) is a little different.


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Projects / Re: 21' Ultra Openbow Project
« on: April 10, 2014, 12:24:09 AM »

best investment for your interior. I have tried lots of stuff this stuff is amazing.


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I'm gonna have to get some of that stuff!!


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The No Wake Zone / Re: SoCal live thread
« on: April 10, 2014, 12:03:59 AM »

Assembling key chains...

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I want one.


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The No Wake Zone / Re: New Guy Here
« on: April 09, 2014, 04:26:21 PM »

Nice boat! Did you trade the bike for the boat and cash or just a straight up trade?

Here's what I'm trying to sell.
Straight trade. I didn't have near as much in the bike as he did in the boat. Couldn't be happier!!


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The No Wake Zone / Re: Ultimate Sin!!!
« on: April 09, 2014, 04:13:12 PM »

He was on pb someone stripped a bolt that holds the valve body to the trans, op put they would like to fix it the right way but didn't want to re pull the valve body. Maloney suggested using a metric bolts instead of standard or to just leave the bolt out, then when people disagreed with him he told them they don't know shit about transmissions and it went south from there lol. That's the short version.
That kinda the way it went. The moral of the story is that. I should of known better and I'm done with the ( bite my tongue and don't go there Maloney) other sites!!!!


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The No Wake Zone / Re: What did you do to your boat today?
« on: April 09, 2014, 01:17:09 PM »

after work headed home for the finish details on the boat hookin up then headed out tomorrow morning anybody gonna be there friday? were thinkin of cruisin to havasu but un sure yet cant wait for this parker trip
We'll be there Friday morning. I'm sure a lot of others will too.


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The No Wake Zone / Re: New Guy Here
« on: April 09, 2014, 01:11:56 PM »
Do the trade thing that's what I did. Took me about 6 mo to find the right on. Be picky about it. Looked at a lot of junk before I found the right one. Traded my bike for this beast!!


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WarZone / Re: always remember safty first
« on: April 09, 2014, 11:01:42 AM »
I need one of those to hook to my anchor!!!!!


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The No Wake Zone / Re: New Guy Here
« on: April 09, 2014, 10:59:21 AM »
Welcome. You won't find a better group of people to hang with. Now go get that jet boat!!!!


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The No Wake Zone / Re: Photo Roll Call for Blue Water 4/11-4/13
« on: April 09, 2014, 07:47:05 AM »

Thanks Boost. :thumbup: Beerjerk stuff it O0. Ill call you today ass eyes. Jet boat Maloney what time are you living havazu.I live in Golden shores, ROAD TRIPPPPPPPPPPPP 8).
The wife and I are planning on leaving about 9:00/9:30 friday morning Suposed to meet up with my OC crew at about 10:00 or so. If you want a ride or caravan be here by 9:00. Let me know.


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Events / Re: 2014 SCJB Season Kick Off @ Bluewater April 11-13
« on: April 08, 2014, 11:48:59 PM »

AND LADIES BATHING SUITS ARE OPTIONAL, i have yet to see some tits on any video, besides the dooods.


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The No Wake Zone / Re: Photo Roll Call for Blue Water 4/11-4/13
« on: April 08, 2014, 09:22:21 PM »

I Don't own a boat anymore. But its still in the family. :sly: See you on sat. (rivertard).
Who's gonna be the wheelie king?


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The No Wake Zone / Re: BOAT the meanings
« on: April 08, 2014, 09:19:48 PM »

Q: How do you double the value of a Chevy?
A: Put gas in it.


Q: How is a golf ball different from a Chevy?
A: You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.


Q: Why are there sidewalks beside streets?
A: So Chevy owners have a safe place to walk home.


Q: How much wood could a GM*truck haul if a GM truck could haul wood?
A: As much as the*Ford*towing it.


Q. How do you make aChevy accelerate 0-60 mph in less than 15
seconds?
A. Push it off a cliff.


Q. What is found on the last two pages of every Chevy's owners manual?
A. The bus schedule.


Q. What did the auto parts counterman say when the customer said,
"I'll take a set of wiperblades for my Chevy"?
A. Sounds like a fair trade.


Q. What do you call a Chevyat the top of a hill?
A. A miracle?


Q. What do you call a Chevywith brakes?
A. Customized.


Q. How do you make aChevy go faster down hill?
A. Turn the engine off.


Q. Why don't Chevy's sustain much damage in front end collisions?
A. The*tow truck*takes most of the impact.



Q. How do you improve the appearance of a Chevy?
A. Park it between two*Fords

Q. What�s the difference between a Chevy and a shopping cart?
A. A shopping cart is easier to push.


Q. Why are the new GM*trucks*more aerodynamic?
A. So they will save the Fords gas when the Ford tows them away.


Q. What did the Ford say to the Chevy?
A. Would you like a tow home?


Q. How can they improve the new Chevy truck?
A. Put a Ford engine in it.



Q. Why are the Chevydealerships giving away a dog with every purchase
A. So the owners have someone to walk home with.


CHEVROLET= Constantly Having Every*Vehicle*Recalled Over Lousy
Engineering Techniques


CHEVROLET= Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips.


CHEVROLET= Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time.


CHEVROLET= Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time.


CHEVROLET= Can Hear Every Valve Rattle, Oil Leaks, Engine Ticks.


CHEVROLET= Cheap Heavy Equipment, Very Rusty, Overly Loved, Eventually
Towed


CHEVY= Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet


GMC= Garage Man's Companion


GMC= Garbage Manufacturing Company


GMC= Gotta Mechanic Coming


GM= General Mistake


GM= Glued Metal


Ashes to ashes,
dust to dust.
If it wasn't for our Chevy's,
our tools would rust.


From the past 10 years, about 95% of Chevy trucks are still on the
road. The rest made it home.


Have you seen the new speed limit signs? They say "Speed limit 65,
Chevys-do the
best you can"


Thats not a leak, my Chevy's just marking its territory.


Buy a Chevy and you buy the best. Drive the first mile and walk the
rest.


I could never keep a Chevyunder me, I was always under the Chevy.


Speed Kills, Drive a Chevyand live forever.


A Texan was talking big in a bar one night about how much money he
had, how
many women he had been with and how much land he owned. A young man,
growing tired of all the big talk finally asked the Texan, "Just how
much land do you actually own"? The Texan tipped back his cowboy hat
and said to the young
man " Well sonny let me put it to ya like this, I can get in my pickup
at sunrise, drive all day long, skip lunch and still not get to the
other side of my property by sundown". The young man shot back
quickly, " Oh yeah, I know what you mean, I used to own a Chevy truck
too"!




"Chevy, built like a rock and runs like one too."
That wore me out.
Thank God I own a Ford

















And three Chevys!!


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The No Wake Zone / Re: NEW 2014 SCJB Shirts
« on: April 08, 2014, 09:09:44 PM »

I know I don't speak for every, but... Don't kill yourself over trying to get the shirts out before Bluewater. All of us want them, but I can't image I'm alone when I say it's not the end of the world. There will be many other weekends that everyone can wear the same shirt! Haha

We all greatly appreciate everything you do, but sometimes shit happens.


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Random Boat Parts For Sale / Re: Extra AN Fittings
« on: April 08, 2014, 09:06:37 PM »

dammit that was fast quick draw thaught I scored I must be hanging with tony romo he don't score either
No you're more like their defense...you couldn't keep Ralph from scoring!!!


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Lake Havasu / Re: Best part of Havasu for jets?
« on: April 08, 2014, 09:03:30 PM »

Who launches at site 6?

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If its not windy or busy site 6 is cool because its free. But if its windy you'll have some rough seas to make it to the river. But if you're just gonna hang in the channel just hug the shore and you'll be fine.


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