One winter morning a couple is listening to the radioover breakfast.
They hear the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10
inches of snow today. We are asking everyone to park their car on the
even-numbered side of the street, so there is room for the snowplows to
get through."
Norman 's wife goes out and moves her car.
A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer
says, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. Today you must park
your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can
get through."
Norman 's wife goes out and moves her car to the odd-
numbered side.
The next week they are again having breakfast, when the
radio announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You
must park ..........
Then the power goes out.
Norman 's wife is
very upset, and with a worried look on her face she says,
"Honey, I don't
know what to do! Which side of the street do I need to park
on so the snowplows can get through today?"
With the love and understanding in his
voice, that all men who are married
to blondes exhibit, Norman
says.
"Why don't you just leave it in the garage this
time?"
ba dump bump!!!!!! LOL
