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But decided it was better not to name your boat that.
This could get good but I'll start with one of mine....
The Carpetier
LOL.
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i wanted fuhket buhket
but just went with fuhket
;D
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think we are going to name our's liquid courage....or possibly beer-a-cuda. not too sure which one yet
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i was going to name my Nordic either 'morning wood', or 'orangegasm'
Reid
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A friend of mine had a boat named orangegasm.
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My buddy Joel had a knack for killer names...
Actually named a boat "Dog Style" because dogs dont care... ;D Named another one "Rocks Off", , obviously a whitewater boat.. ;D
I thought about naming the new (to me) boat "Trailer Trash", but thought "White Trash II" was less offensive ???
I say name it what you want...after all It's yours... :sly:
I saw a boat at Lake Shasta a few years ago call "Rhino Balls" LOL, 1071 supercharged 572" flatbottom vee driver with two seats :o
edit; Forgot one, had a customer with a 454 powered Century inboard that was olive green and it's name was "Muff", his wife's name was Muffy .. LMAO, There is also a purple boat in Gilroy named "Prune Tang"... ;D
GT
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The G/F says the Carribean is a ..................................
Sexy Bitch :sly:
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Beer-a cuda is awesome.lol I was once thinking of O.C.D
Obesessive
Chevy
Disorder
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Since my boat was made by Apollo I kept trying to do something with Greek God names but it always sounded gay.
When one of my kids was smaller she couldn't pronounce "sun screen" it kept coming out "sun scream" so that's what the boat is getting for a name: Sunscream
...if I ever finish the fkr. :banghead: :banghead:
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I was looking at an offshore w/twins )502's and outdrives (o/d)... )
to get the wife to go for it i told her we would name if after her and her boobs,
Cyn's Double "Ohhhh" D's!
needless to say, nobody would insure that SOB... would have been fun though!
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A friend of mine had a boat named orangegasm.
DAMMIT!
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to get the wife to go for it i told her we would name if after her and her boobs,
Cyn's Double "Ohhhh" D's!
:o nice!!!
i got to get my wife some of those........( o )( o )....
i was going to go with "wet discharge"....everybody on here seemed to gag...lol so i went with "parlay payoff"
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Dirty Rotten is what I'm naming my biotch!
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i like FULLFRONTAL
and i thought about BLEWBALLS if i put a supercharger on the aquaholic
there is a guy with orangegasim at blythe. its on an orange miniday. maybe a full day. dont remember
White Out would be a good one too
Money Shot!
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Prune Tang is hilarious :D
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After the official naming of Udder Nonsense, everyone's been wondering what the Bisemeyers gonna be named. I've come up with Blue my Wad. ;D
That should get some attention, lol
Ray
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After the official naming of Udder Nonsense, everyone's been wondering what the Bisemeyers gonna be named. I've come up with Blue my Wad. ;D
That should get some attention, lol
Ray
That is Effin AWESOME. Keep them coming guys.
Is there any other group of people that can rival the dirty/sexual inuendos that boat owners throw down?????? My guess is no!! And this is coming from a guy that spent 15 years in the Marine Corps. LOL.
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My G/F came up with the name for our boat. My last name is Gray so it is
Gray's Anatomy
Pretty good I think
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I saw this huge boat at the sand bar that said "Thanks Crackheads" on it. You guys think he's a drug dealer? lol
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I saw this huge boat at the sand bar that said "Thanks Crackheads" on it. You guys think he's a drug dealer? lol
or a dirty cop? lol
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or a dirty cop? lol
Or owns a private rehab center, ;)
Ray
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my buddy is LAPD and had a 28' cat blown 502 named:
your tax dollars at work :screwy:
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My sis was/is always giving her hubby chit for his ass hanging out of his swim trunks. There new boat got named THE CRACK-O-DON (yes his name is Don) lol
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I was looking at some boat naming site and saw: Ich Bin Ein Bayliner
I thought it was pretty funny!
How about: Lamberdinghy
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that is funny
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I still like the one I have seen....... "Sir Osis" of the River! >:D ;D
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Is there any other group of people that can rival the dirty/sexual inuendos that boat owners throw down?????? My guess is no!!
That's a good insight right there! If the politicians would start letting boat owners come up with names for their agendas, we could spice things up and maybe get people more interested in what's going on!!
TARP could be something like "FUBARP"
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my buddy is LAPD and had a 28' cat blown 502 named:
your tax dollars at work :screwy:
I saw a 42' fountain boat named "WELLFARE FRAUD"
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Also seen one on a Cigarette Boat...... "Inheritance....My Ass!" ;D
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I wanted to name mine "Suck and Blow", but figured that wouldn't go over to well with my kids.
I went with "Menage a Trois" instead.
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mines gona be called OUTA THE HOLE
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I just saw a boat for sale call the "B(.)(.)bie Bouncer" painted like that on the back! ;)
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I am naming my boat the SHOCKER with the lil finger stickers too, either that or the dry docker lol
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What the hell is wrong with people?
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What the hell is wrong with people?
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What do you mean? I dont see anything wrong!
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LMFAO, Just got in from Saguaro, saw that, Jeremy, you made my day!
And my case in point.
Ray
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I saw this book title today and thought about you guys . . .
Positive Drinking
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I saw this book title today and thought about you guys . . .
Positive Drinking
I like this one alot. That is good.
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I saw this book title today and thought about you guys . . .
Positive Drinking
I like this one alot. That is good.
Yeah, thats not a neon sign is it :sly:
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True.....almost as bad as AQUAHOLIC for bringing in the Po Po.
Then again, who doesn't enjoy a Saturday afternoon discussion about your drinking habits with the friendly local law enforcement official? I know I sure do.
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Lower River Trash like me don't worry much about the Police. Have seen one Sheriff and 4 or 5 F&G guys on the water in about 40 years. ;D
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ya i saw my first ranger on the water this weekend. he did not care at all what we were doing i think he was looking for a border jumper or somthing.
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Honestly I don't like the idea of considering what law enforcement thinks when naming my boat no matter where I launch it.
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I wanted Squat N Squirt but we went with Ms. Conduct instead. Thinking about doing a mural on the deck of a Naughty looking teacher like when Elizabeth Hurley when she was the devil in Bedazzled.
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I wanted to name mine "Suck and Blow", but figured that wouldn't go over to well with my kids.
I went with "Menage a Trois" instead.
"Suck N Blow" was my second jet
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My Father in Laws Old jet was the "Hymen Hunter"
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My Father in Laws Old jet was the "Hymen Hunter"
That is amazing. Bad ass that it is your Father in-law that had a boat named that. I'm sure they welcomed you right into the family. That may be my fav so far.
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my buddys commander were thinking of naming "CumHandHer" and my little schiada is more than likely gonna be named "69?... She Oughtta"
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my uncles boat was named "rump pump"
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that is the most badass name i have ever seen!!!!!!!!!
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it is badass. trying to come up for a name for my boat is tough when his boat ahs such a cool name.
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my uncles boat was named "rump pump"
Man that has Beerjet written all over it.
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Man that has Beerjet written all over it.
I was thinkin' it, glad you said it, lol
Ray
BTW, post some pics, TRUST ME, the guys'll come up with an awesome array of suitable names!
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I am beyond furious that I cant use that name :banghead:
Fukin bad ass !!!!!!!
-beerjet-
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How about "Stump Pump" cuz of the way you've been Gayin' up shit around here lately
Sugar? Jeezus :-*
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It's perfectly healthy straight man love.
A bro-mance of sorts.
I was thinking
SCREWS , NUTS , and BOLTS!
He "SCREWS"
He "NUTS"
He " BOLTS"
;D
-beerjet-
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Nuckin Futs
My dad had the brilliant idea to paint our Renegade black and use maroon for the interior.
We niknamed that boat "Smokin Ass"
;D
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Omar, and just thinking out loud here, and off the cuff which has nearly gotten me banned b4, but since your pump is painted John Deere Green, how about "A Stage Beyond Blue Balled"?, or "Gang Bang Green" or "got Lime?". How about these? "Rumper Stumper", "Mangina", or "man Candy"?
I can keep going, but I'm prolly already testing Brad's patience......
GT, Continue........
Ray
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Good stuff, but unless something has changed the green pump belongs to Rivertard and not Omar.
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Omar, and just thinking out loud here, and off the cuff which has nearly gotten me banned b4, but since your pump is painted John Deere Green, how about "A Stage Beyond Blue Balled"?, or "Gang Bang Green" or "got Lime?". How about these? "Rumper Stumper", "Mangina", or "man Candy"?
I can keep going, but I'm prolly already testing Brad's patience......
GT, Continue........
Ray
Mines already got a name ;)
-beerjet-
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Good stuff, but unless something has changed the green pump belongs to Rivertard and not Omar.
You are correct. 8)
-beerjet-
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Mines already got a name ;)
-beerjet-
You goin w/ "Chinga Derra"?
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Yeah what did you decide . . . "Man Candy" or "Boy Toy" ? "Short Bus" ? We gotta know ;D
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It's a secret ;D
Chinga Dera is going on the Hallett!
-beerjet-
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OK then, sooooo "Glow Worm" is avaiable
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OK then, sooooo "Glow Worm" is avaiable
Very available ;D
-beerjet-
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and here i am still thinking its "screamin for seamen"
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post count bump....
tahiti is still looking for a name!
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and here i am still thinking its "screamin for seamen"
How come it is always the same couple of guys gayin' up the works around here? >:D
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my boat was named blue vain throbber
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just squirtin
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my boat was named blue vain throbber
And I was just beginning to think you were one of the good guys.
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my favorite
"BEAVERETRIEVER"
The Beav
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and here i am still thinking its "screamin for seamen"
i think only a female driver could pull that one off other wise you will be getting alot of :sly:
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How come it is always the same couple of guys gayin' up the works around here? >:D
why do you think? anyway i told omar a year ago to name his boat that! it was a drunken chat room momment
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why do you think? anyway i told omar a year ago to name his boat that! it was a drunken chat room momment
Lol, how many interludes have started out THIS way! >:D
Ray
Also didn't know the green pump wasn't Omarr's? How'd I miss that part? Must be getting senile!
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Lol, how many interludes have started out THIS way! >:D
Ray
Also didn't know the green pump wasn't Omarr's? How'd I miss that part? Must be getting senile!
ray you dont wanna know...
as far as the green pump...we all kinda know omars hardware...he runs a hydraulic diverter...the green pump is a signature of another boat with the meanest roost out there...also it is my understanding that this person goes into hibernation during the cold months...and only comes out to play in the summer months...i havent personally met the guy but hear he is a riot...
back to our regularly scheduled program
tahiti still looking for a name!
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The guys name is rivertard, I might even go to the river again to listen to that dude for a while
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what about "Irritable Bow Syndrome"?