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Discussion => The No Wake Zone => Topic started by: alamojimmy on April 29, 2009, 03:02:09 PM

Title: Boat Names You Wanted...................
Post by: alamojimmy on April 29, 2009, 03:02:09 PM
But decided it was better not to name your boat that.

This could get good but I'll start with one of mine....


The Carpetier

LOL.
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Post by: JWBOYER21 on April 29, 2009, 03:14:14 PM
i wanted fuhket buhket


but just went with fuhket

 ;D
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Post by: bertus on April 29, 2009, 04:14:37 PM
think we are going to name our's liquid courage....or possibly beer-a-cuda.  not too sure which one yet
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Post by: LBsuperjet on April 29, 2009, 05:01:04 PM
i was going to name my Nordic either 'morning wood', or 'orangegasm'

Reid
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Post by: Marcsrollin on April 29, 2009, 05:20:21 PM
A friend of mine had a boat named orangegasm.
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Post by: GT Jets on April 29, 2009, 05:23:51 PM
My buddy Joel had a knack for killer names...

Actually named a boat "Dog Style"  because dogs dont care...  ;D Named another one "Rocks Off", , obviously a whitewater boat.. ;D

I thought about naming the new (to me) boat "Trailer Trash", but thought "White Trash II" was less offensive  ???

I say name it what you want...after all It's yours... :sly:

I saw a boat at Lake Shasta a few years ago call "Rhino Balls" LOL, 1071 supercharged 572" flatbottom vee driver with two seats :o

edit; Forgot one, had a customer with a 454 powered Century inboard that was olive green and it's name was "Muff", his wife's name was Muffy .. LMAO, There is also a purple boat in Gilroy named "Prune Tang"... ;D

GT
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Post by: 2savage4you on April 29, 2009, 05:24:45 PM
The G/F says the Carribean is a ..................................



Sexy Bitch :sly:
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Post by: SLCKREG on April 29, 2009, 05:25:30 PM
Beer-a cuda is awesome.lol    I was once thinking of O.C.D
Obesessive
  Chevy
     Disorder
Title: Re: Boat Names You Wanted...................
Post by: Stevecat on April 29, 2009, 05:44:17 PM
Since my boat was made by Apollo I kept trying to do something with Greek God names but it always sounded gay.

When one of my kids was smaller she couldn't pronounce "sun screen" it kept coming out "sun scream" so that's what the boat is getting for a name: Sunscream

...if I ever finish the fkr.  :banghead: :banghead:
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Post by: Legal Chemistry on April 29, 2009, 05:46:26 PM
I was looking at an offshore w/twins )502's and outdrives (o/d)...  )

to get the wife to go for it i told her we would name if after her and her boobs,

Cyn's Double "Ohhhh" D's!

needless to say, nobody would insure that SOB... would have been fun though!
Title: Re: Boat Names You Wanted...................
Post by: LBsuperjet on April 29, 2009, 06:23:09 PM
A friend of mine had a boat named orangegasm.
DAMMIT!
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Post by: CHROMEY on April 29, 2009, 08:57:02 PM
Quote
to get the wife to go for it i told her we would name if after her and her boobs,

Cyn's Double "Ohhhh" D's!
:o nice!!!
i got to get my wife some of those........(  o  )(  o  )....

i was going to go with "wet discharge"....everybody on here seemed to gag...lol so i went with "parlay payoff"
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Post by: kohensdad on April 29, 2009, 09:08:55 PM
Dirty Rotten is what I'm naming my biotch!
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Post by: AQUAHOLIC on April 29, 2009, 09:45:19 PM
i like FULLFRONTAL

and i thought about BLEWBALLS if i put a supercharger on the aquaholic

there is a guy with orangegasim at blythe. its on an orange miniday. maybe a full day. dont remember

White Out would be a good one too

Money Shot!

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Post by: GlassCutter on April 29, 2009, 09:50:50 PM
Prune Tang is hilarious  :D
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Post by: IRRebel on April 30, 2009, 12:35:01 AM
After the official naming of Udder Nonsense, everyone's been wondering what the Bisemeyers gonna be named. I've come up with Blue my Wad.  ;D

That should get some attention, lol

Ray
Title: Re: Boat Names You Wanted...................
Post by: alamojimmy on April 30, 2009, 08:33:34 AM
After the official naming of Udder Nonsense, everyone's been wondering what the Bisemeyers gonna be named. I've come up with Blue my Wad.  ;D

That should get some attention, lol

Ray


That is Effin AWESOME. Keep them coming guys.

Is there any other group of people that can rival the dirty/sexual inuendos that boat owners throw down?????? My guess is no!! And this is coming from a guy that spent 15 years in the Marine Corps. LOL.
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Post by: alamojimmy on April 30, 2009, 08:37:27 AM
My G/F came up with the name for our boat. My last name is Gray so it is

Gray's Anatomy


Pretty good I think
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Post by: ryanbrindle on April 30, 2009, 08:38:30 AM
I saw this huge boat at the sand bar that said "Thanks Crackheads" on it.  You guys think he's a drug dealer? lol
Title: Re: Boat Names You Wanted...................
Post by: Legal Chemistry on April 30, 2009, 09:00:20 AM
I saw this huge boat at the sand bar that said "Thanks Crackheads" on it.  You guys think he's a drug dealer? lol

or a dirty cop?  lol
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Post by: IRRebel on April 30, 2009, 09:02:38 AM
or a dirty cop?  lol

Or owns a  private rehab center,  ;)

Ray
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Post by: JWBOYER21 on April 30, 2009, 09:13:30 AM
my buddy is LAPD and had a 28' cat blown 502 named:

your tax dollars at work  :screwy:
Title: Re: Boat Names You Wanted...................
Post by: SLCKREG on April 30, 2009, 09:28:35 AM
My sis was/is always giving her hubby chit for his ass hanging out of his swim trunks. There new boat got named  THE CRACK-O-DON (yes his name is Don) lol
Title: Re: Boat Names You Wanted...................
Post by: ryanbrindle on April 30, 2009, 09:52:01 AM
I was looking at some boat naming site and saw:  Ich Bin Ein Bayliner

I thought it was pretty funny!

How about: Lamberdinghy
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Post by: AQUAHOLIC on April 30, 2009, 10:09:44 AM
that is funny
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Post by: skee on May 01, 2009, 08:35:25 AM
I still like the one I have seen....... "Sir Osis" of the River!  >:D  ;D
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Post by: Stevecat on May 01, 2009, 09:22:44 AM

Is there any other group of people that can rival the dirty/sexual inuendos that boat owners throw down?????? My guess is no!!

That's a good insight right there! If the politicians would start letting boat owners come up with names for their agendas, we could spice things up and maybe get people more interested in what's going on!!

TARP could be something like "FUBARP"
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Post by: MADSKILLZ on May 01, 2009, 09:27:52 AM
my buddy is LAPD and had a 28' cat blown 502 named:

your tax dollars at work  :screwy:

I saw a 42' fountain boat named "WELLFARE FRAUD"
Title: Re: Boat Names You Wanted...................
Post by: skee on May 01, 2009, 09:39:30 AM
Also seen one on a Cigarette Boat...... "Inheritance....My Ass!"  ;D
Title: Re: Boat Names You Wanted...................
Post by: Marlin on May 01, 2009, 07:11:45 PM
I wanted to name mine "Suck and Blow", but figured that wouldn't go over to well with my kids.

I went with "Menage a Trois" instead.
Title: Re: Boat Names You Wanted...................
Post by: itsajesusthang on May 02, 2009, 09:38:43 PM
mines gona be called OUTA THE HOLE
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Post by: OC2Vegas on May 02, 2009, 10:51:53 PM
I just saw a boat for sale call the "B(.)(.)bie Bouncer" painted like that on the back!  ;)
Title: Re: Boat Names You Wanted...................
Post by: maddogg20 on May 03, 2009, 04:07:28 PM
I am naming my boat the SHOCKER with the lil finger stickers too, either that or the dry docker lol
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Post by: OC2Vegas on May 03, 2009, 08:04:46 PM
What the hell is wrong with people?

(https://www.socaljetboats.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg6.imageshack.us%2Fimg6%2F5321%2F043009013.jpg&hash=eb2a23450a44c601e3532cdc9f8fe010878c589e)
Title: Re: Boat Names You Wanted...................
Post by: ryanbrindle on May 03, 2009, 08:06:58 PM
What the hell is wrong with people?

(https://www.socaljetboats.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg6.imageshack.us%2Fimg6%2F5321%2F043009013.jpg&hash=eb2a23450a44c601e3532cdc9f8fe010878c589e)

What do you mean?  I dont see anything wrong!
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Post by: IRRebel on May 03, 2009, 10:07:31 PM
LMFAO, Just got in from Saguaro, saw that, Jeremy, you made my day!

And my case in point.

Ray
Title: Re: Boat Names You Wanted...................
Post by: GlassCutter on May 04, 2009, 12:34:43 PM
I saw this book title today and thought about you guys . . .

              Positive Drinking
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Post by: alamojimmy on May 04, 2009, 12:44:54 PM
I saw this book title today and thought about you guys . . .

              Positive Drinking

I like this one alot. That is good.
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Post by: 2savage4you on May 04, 2009, 12:47:43 PM







I saw this book title today and thought about you guys . . .

              Positive Drinking

I like this one alot. That is good.


Yeah, thats not a neon sign is it :sly:
Title: Re: Boat Names You Wanted...................
Post by: alamojimmy on May 04, 2009, 12:49:36 PM
True.....almost as bad as AQUAHOLIC for bringing in the Po Po.

Then again, who doesn't enjoy a Saturday afternoon discussion about your drinking habits with the friendly local law enforcement official? I know I sure do.
Title: Re: Boat Names You Wanted...................
Post by: GlassCutter on May 04, 2009, 01:31:46 PM
Lower River Trash like me don't worry much about the Police.  Have seen one Sheriff and 4 or 5 F&G guys on the water in about 40 years.  ;D
Title: Re: Boat Names You Wanted...................
Post by: AQUAHOLIC on May 04, 2009, 01:41:13 PM
ya i saw my first ranger on the water this weekend. he did not care at all what we were doing i think he was looking for a border jumper or somthing.
Title: Re: Boat Names You Wanted...................
Post by: alamojimmy on May 04, 2009, 01:53:55 PM
Honestly I don't like the idea of considering what law enforcement thinks when naming my boat no matter where I launch it.
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Post by: stc315 on May 05, 2009, 10:52:39 AM
I wanted Squat N Squirt but we went with Ms. Conduct instead. Thinking about doing a mural on the deck of a Naughty looking teacher like when Elizabeth Hurley when she was the devil in Bedazzled.
Title: Re: Boat Names You Wanted...................
Post by: HDriderTH on May 05, 2009, 04:28:44 PM
I wanted to name mine "Suck and Blow", but figured that wouldn't go over to well with my kids.

I went with "Menage a Trois" instead.

"Suck N Blow" was my second jet
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Post by: vegascharger on May 05, 2009, 05:55:58 PM
My Father in Laws Old jet was the "Hymen Hunter"
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Post by: alamojimmy on May 06, 2009, 06:00:27 AM
My Father in Laws Old jet was the "Hymen Hunter"

That is amazing. Bad ass that it is your Father in-law that had a boat named that. I'm sure they welcomed you right into the family. That may be my fav so far.
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Post by: sandeggo on May 06, 2009, 07:22:52 AM
my buddys commander were thinking of naming "CumHandHer" and my little schiada is more than likely gonna be named "69?... She Oughtta"
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Post by: bigmike on May 10, 2009, 07:18:24 PM
my uncles boat was named "rump pump"
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Post by: sandeggo on May 10, 2009, 07:29:29 PM
that is the most badass name i have ever seen!!!!!!!!!
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Post by: bigmike on May 10, 2009, 08:51:11 PM
it is badass. trying to come up for a name for my boat is tough when his boat ahs such a cool name.
Title: Re: Boat Names You Wanted...................
Post by: GlassCutter on May 10, 2009, 09:14:24 PM
my uncles boat was named "rump pump"

Man that has Beerjet written all over it. 
Title: Re: Boat Names You Wanted...................
Post by: IRRebel on May 10, 2009, 09:18:10 PM
Man that has Beerjet written all over it. 

I was thinkin' it, glad you said it, lol

Ray

BTW, post some pics, TRUST ME, the guys'll come up with an awesome array of suitable names!
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Post by: beerjet on May 10, 2009, 09:22:48 PM
I am beyond furious that I cant use that name  :banghead:

Fukin bad ass !!!!!!!

-beerjet-
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Post by: GlassCutter on May 10, 2009, 09:28:35 PM
How about   "Stump Pump"  cuz of the way you've been Gayin' up shit around here lately

  Sugar?    Jeezus      :-*
Title: Re: Boat Names You Wanted...................
Post by: beerjet on May 10, 2009, 09:36:18 PM
It's perfectly healthy straight man love.
A bro-mance of sorts.

I was thinking
SCREWS , NUTS , and BOLTS!


He "SCREWS"
He "NUTS"
He " BOLTS"

 ;D

-beerjet-
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Post by: GT Jets on May 10, 2009, 09:40:14 PM
Nuckin Futs


My dad had the brilliant idea to paint our Renegade black and use maroon for the interior.

We niknamed that boat "Smokin Ass"

 ;D
Title: Re: Boat Names You Wanted...................
Post by: IRRebel on May 10, 2009, 09:59:37 PM
Omar, and just thinking out loud here, and off the cuff which has nearly gotten me banned b4, but since your pump is painted John Deere Green, how about "A Stage Beyond Blue Balled"?, or "Gang Bang Green" or "got Lime?". How about these? "Rumper Stumper", "Mangina", or "man Candy"?

I can keep going, but I'm prolly already testing Brad's patience......

GT, Continue........

Ray
Title: Re: Boat Names You Wanted...................
Post by: crewchief22 on May 11, 2009, 06:36:07 AM
Good stuff, but unless something has changed the green pump belongs to Rivertard and not Omar.
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Post by: beerjet on May 11, 2009, 08:34:41 AM
Omar, and just thinking out loud here, and off the cuff which has nearly gotten me banned b4, but since your pump is painted John Deere Green, how about "A Stage Beyond Blue Balled"?, or "Gang Bang Green" or "got Lime?". How about these? "Rumper Stumper", "Mangina", or "man Candy"?

I can keep going, but I'm prolly already testing Brad's patience......

GT, Continue........

Ray
Mines already got a name  ;)

-beerjet-
Title: Re: Boat Names You Wanted...................
Post by: beerjet on May 11, 2009, 08:36:04 AM
Good stuff, but unless something has changed the green pump belongs to Rivertard and not Omar.
You are correct.  8)

-beerjet-
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Post by: HDriderTH on May 11, 2009, 08:39:40 AM
Mines already got a name  ;)

-beerjet-





You goin w/ "Chinga Derra"?
Title: Re: Boat Names You Wanted...................
Post by: GlassCutter on May 11, 2009, 08:47:23 AM
Yeah what did you decide . . .  "Man Candy"  or  "Boy Toy" ?   "Short Bus" ?  We gotta know   ;D
Title: Re: Boat Names You Wanted...................
Post by: beerjet on May 11, 2009, 08:59:22 AM
It's a secret  ;D

Chinga Dera is going on the Hallett!

-beerjet-
Title: Re: Boat Names You Wanted...................
Post by: HDriderTH on May 11, 2009, 09:02:50 AM
OK then, sooooo "Glow Worm" is avaiable
Title: Re: Boat Names You Wanted...................
Post by: beerjet on May 11, 2009, 09:04:04 AM
OK then, sooooo "Glow Worm" is avaiable
Very available  ;D

-beerjet-
Title: Re: Boat Names You Wanted...................
Post by: Nordie on May 12, 2009, 04:18:46 PM
and here i am still thinking its "screamin for seamen"
Title: Re: Boat Names You Wanted...................
Post by: Nordie on May 12, 2009, 04:21:44 PM
post count bump....

tahiti is still looking for a name!
Title: Re: Boat Names You Wanted...................
Post by: GlassCutter on May 12, 2009, 04:59:46 PM
and here i am still thinking its "screamin for seamen"
How come it is always the same couple of guys gayin' up the works around here?   >:D
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Post by: riversled on May 12, 2009, 05:12:52 PM
my boat was named blue vain throbber
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Post by: just squirtin on May 12, 2009, 05:16:44 PM
just squirtin
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Post by: GlassCutter on May 12, 2009, 05:18:05 PM
my boat was named blue vain throbber

    And I was just beginning to think you were one of the good guys.
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Post by: Beaveretriever on May 12, 2009, 05:20:57 PM
my favorite

"BEAVERETRIEVER"


The Beav
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Post by: JWBOYER21 on May 12, 2009, 05:30:53 PM
and here i am still thinking its "screamin for seamen"

i think only a female driver could pull that one off other wise you will be getting alot of  :sly:
Title: Re: Boat Names You Wanted...................
Post by: Nordie on May 12, 2009, 05:50:54 PM
How come it is always the same couple of guys gayin' up the works around here?   >:D

why do you think? anyway i told omar a year ago to name his boat that! it was a drunken chat room momment
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Post by: IRRebel on May 12, 2009, 06:02:56 PM
why do you think? anyway i told omar a year ago to name his boat that! it was a drunken chat room momment


Lol, how many interludes have started out THIS way!  >:D

Ray

Also didn't know the green pump wasn't Omarr's? How'd I miss that part? Must be getting senile!
Title: Re: Boat Names You Wanted...................
Post by: Nordie on May 12, 2009, 06:10:18 PM
Lol, how many interludes have started out THIS way!  >:D

Ray

Also didn't know the green pump wasn't Omarr's? How'd I miss that part? Must be getting senile!

ray you dont wanna know...

as far as the green pump...we all kinda know omars hardware...he runs a hydraulic diverter...the green pump is a signature of another boat with the meanest roost out there...also it is my understanding that this person goes into hibernation during the cold months...and only comes out to play in the summer months...i havent personally met the guy but hear he is a riot...

back to our regularly scheduled program

tahiti still looking for a name!
Title: Re: Boat Names You Wanted...................
Post by: HDriderTH on May 12, 2009, 06:44:01 PM
The guys name is rivertard, I might even go to the river again to listen to that dude for a while
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Post by: shawnthedrifter on May 17, 2009, 07:45:57 PM
what about "Irritable Bow Syndrome"?
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