Omar, and just thinking out loud here, and off the cuff which has nearly gotten me banned b4, but since your pump is painted John Deere Green, how about "A Stage Beyond Blue Balled"?, or "Gang Bang Green" or "got Lime?". How about these? "Rumper Stumper", "Mangina", or "man Candy"?
I can keep going, but I'm prolly already testing Brad's patience......
GT, Continue........
Ray