First of all, let me apologize in advance for the crass appearing subject of this post but rest assured, it's not what you think.
In anticipation of the annual fishing derby/beer fest/eat till you puke event at some friends house tomorrow for the opening day of fishing season on the lakes, I went to the store to find the secret weapon of choice for tomorrow.
Let me tell you that NOBODY has marketing like the fishin bunch. There are more lures, line and shit that you can imagine.
I searched far and wide at the local Sportsman Warehouse before I found with is bound to be THE fishing accessory for tomorrow.
Yup, it's called Butt Juice...... Supposedly it's a attractint gel but all I know is if it's got a name like that, I'm buying it.
The checkout person tried to explain that it was not for trout fishing but for Halibut fishing. After I thanked him for his concern I informed him that I didnt care if it's something I put on the roof of my house, with a name like Butt Juice, I'm buying it......
