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pw_Tony

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Cheating Wife...
« on: October 22, 2007, 07:31:56 PM »
So lately my wife has been working alot of evening shifts, and for the past couple months has been carpooling with a male co-worker. At first I didn't mind, I would rather have someone with her in case she has car trouble or something like that, but it seems that they have become a little bit more than friends. You know the scenario, the phone calls that hangup, she starts wearing nice clothes to work, talking about him all the time, etc. I don't know what to think. If I'm out in the garage when she gets home (usually after midnight) he just drops her off and leaves, but if the lights are off in the garage and I'm in the house (they think I'm sleeping) they sit out in the car for like twenty minutes. I asked her once what they were doing, she said "just talking"....whatever. So last night I decide that I'm going to see what really goes on out there. I leave the garage door open, but turn out all the lights. About the time she usually gets home, I go out and hide in the garage and wait. In a few minutes, his car pulls into my driveway, and I'm hiding behind my Jet boat. When his headlights shine through the garage and onto my boat, I see something that I just can't believe. The nozzle on the end of the pump looks like many rocks have been bouncing around the inside, but then I looked at the impeller and it looks fine. Do you guys think I should take off the bowl and give it a look inside?
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crewchief22

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Re: Cheating Wife...
« Reply #1 on: October 22, 2007, 07:40:44 PM »
That would be a good idea, after you run the other guys hands through the impeller at about 4500 rpm  :o
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beerjet

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Re: Cheating Wife...
« Reply #2 on: October 22, 2007, 07:52:11 PM »
That would be a good idea, after you run the other guys hands through the impeller at about 4500 rpm  :o
I wasnt thinkin his hands but sure ! PFFFT !

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i dont but im all for stuffin shit in her ass to make her go away :-*

pw_Tony

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Re: Cheating Wife...
« Reply #3 on: October 22, 2007, 08:02:00 PM »
I wasnt thinkin his hands but sure ! PFFFT !

-beerjet-

pffft?
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beerjet

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Re: Cheating Wife...
« Reply #4 on: October 22, 2007, 08:13:12 PM »
[size=9]HIS
WANG !

JAMB
HIS
FUKIN
WANG
IN
THERE
TO
DISLODGE
THE
FUKIN
ROCKS![/size]

I mean , while he's got it out of course.

 ::)

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i dont but im all for stuffin shit in her ass to make her go away :-*

Brad @ SCJB

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Re: Cheating Wife...
« Reply #5 on: October 22, 2007, 09:02:42 PM »
forget about the wife! we need to save that pump!
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Legal Chemistry

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Re: Cheating Wife...
« Reply #6 on: October 22, 2007, 09:19:00 PM »
That has to be one of the better things I've read!  Kudos. 
 :D

...and fix the pump!
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h2oicon

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Re: Cheating Wife...
« Reply #7 on: October 22, 2007, 09:54:10 PM »
tony next time ask him to use the high beams, and lay your ass in the boat, take a look if light shines in around the pump if so do the seal on the plate, so it is ready for avi next year :o :o
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rebel

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Re: Cheating Wife...
« Reply #8 on: October 22, 2007, 11:06:41 PM »
priority's...  pumps you can fix,
women you can't...   
get onto that pump!  ;D

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hotrod56cars

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Re: Cheating Wife...
« Reply #9 on: October 23, 2007, 09:00:12 AM »
So is the wife actually cheating or does she just have a "emotional friend".  :P

I'm sure Beerjet's idea would not only serve the possible boyfriend well but it might lubricate the pump as well...  >:D
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Re: Cheating Wife...
« Reply #10 on: October 23, 2007, 11:58:16 AM »
soooo..... the wife???
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Brad @ SCJB

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Re: Cheating Wife...
« Reply #11 on: October 23, 2007, 12:20:21 PM »
soooo..... the wife???

seriously guys....wtf?

who cares about the wife! His pump is in need of some serious attention!
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2savage4you

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Re: Cheating Wife...
« Reply #12 on: October 23, 2007, 12:27:57 PM »
seriously guys....wtf?

who cares about the wife! His pump is in need of some serious attention!


I say kick her out!

See this way you have even more closet space for boat parts ;D

I had to take out my fresh heads from the closet cause the ol'lady kept kicking them, WHOOPS ;D

I should have put her in the shed instead >:D

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pw_Tony

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Re: Cheating Wife...
« Reply #13 on: October 23, 2007, 12:30:39 PM »
seriously guys....wtf?

who cares about the wife! His pump is in need of some serious attention!

See... Brad is on the ball.... come on guys get with it  ;D
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Re: Cheating Wife...
« Reply #14 on: October 23, 2007, 02:44:51 PM »
So it wasn't a true story?
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Marcsrollin

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Re: Cheating Wife...
« Reply #15 on: October 23, 2007, 02:55:02 PM »
I would take the bowl off and give it a look.
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82daytona

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Re: Cheating Wife...
« Reply #16 on: October 23, 2007, 03:16:36 PM »
funny guy

2savage4you

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Re: Cheating Wife...
« Reply #17 on: October 23, 2007, 03:26:11 PM »
So it wasn't a true story?



DUH ;D


2sav
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OC2Vegas

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Re: Cheating Wife...
« Reply #18 on: October 30, 2007, 07:03:20 PM »
So, is the wife "available" now?
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