Well I made it home...  I f that matters

I dont believe you guys even went . I wanna see proof. 

-beerjet-

Here you go.

Well I made it home...  I f that matters

I wasn't going to post anything, but after reading the above post...

Ready? Set? Go!

So I get a PHONE call several hours after arriving and because of that call I left, charles never got his boat to run right so marc was towing him back to the docks, charles is sitting on the bow of his boat and unbeknownst to marc charles falls off his freakin' boat while he's getting towed!!!!!!!!!! WTF??
So marc turns around to go pick up charles and then marc runs out of gas and then the "water police"? show up and give marc some gas and then marc's boat sucks up the tow rope into the jet!!!!!!!!! and then they figure out that charles is COMPLETELY waisted and won't let him leave after towing him in CHARLES WTF HAPPENED!?!?!?!? charles if you never went to jail you are the luckiest mo fo on the planet

I just can't believe this freakin' story...............  

No jail, but they threatened to call the police if I couldn't leave.  They put my boat on the trailer and sent me on my way.  Wow, I think I drank 26 beers on an empty stomach...  I was wasted.  I couldnt find my bow eye, luckily they found a bolt for me   Needless to say I am hurting today.

With the trailer hooked up to the truck punch the right pedal and then after that punch the left pedal. I saw it work once at the marina in havasu a guy with a 18ft er. I would bet he was drunk though so try that 26 beers on an empty stomach thing again, and good luck.

Man yesterday was such a long story I don't know where to begin!
When Rod and I got there Charles' boat wouldn't even run! It ran for about 2 minutes the entire day. I towed him to a beach spot so we could screw with it , And spent the entire day doing so. I even had to go back to the docks so Rod could get tools out of the truck cause his edelbrock carb was all put together withe torx screws. After spending a couple of hours screwing with his boat Rod had to leave to go take care of some business so I went to tow chaz back in. He was hammered drunk. So I tie my end of the rope to my boat and he was supposed to tie his end to his boat. Well his end never got tied so when I started my engine and went to take off the rope got sucked into my impeller! Damn no knife or blade of any kind anywhere , so I flag down a fisherman and borrow one. At this point I am burnt and pissed. So I do the best I can to get the rope out and get my boat started and off we go. Get about a third of the way to the docks and I look back and chaz's boat is there but he is nowhere to be seen so I double back almost all the way back and find him floating there. He is soo drunk it took him 15 minutes to climb in the boat and even then I had to help him in. Then the worst part of the day happens I RUN OUT OF GAS!
So I untie his boat in hopes of making it back and can't get up on a plane cause there is still rope in my impeller. The lady from the dock gives me 5 gallons of fuel so I can idle back to the dock and I send her to pull chaz in. When I get back to the dock and go to return her gas can there is three people in the office complaining that there is a drunk guy and they want the cops called. It turns out they are talking about chaz. So I panic and tell him to get the FU_K out of here quick and next thing I know he goes in to talk to them. I go back and talk to the lady and she told me that when she got to his boat he was soo drunk that it took here a long time to wake him up. (he was passed out drunk in the boat in the middle of the lake) I was afraid the people complaining were going to call the cops themselves so I had to to get out of there also. So the cop lady tells me she will give him some coffee and make him call someone to come and get him so I bailed.

All this took place in about 8 hours.

Damn...I missed the rest of the story before I posted! Dude....that makes for a long day but boy does that make for a unforgettable trip!  Fell of the freakin' boat HOLY FUK"N SHIT! Lucky he didn't drown! I woulda paid money ta' see the look on Marcs face when he looked back and he was towin' an empty boat! (even though I have never seen his face)...I bet there was steam comin' outta yer ears! I've had a few trips where friends shit goes sideways and I get pissed and think we all look like a bunch of Baffoons so I luv ta' hear these stories makes me feel beter! LMFAO!

good story to tell your kids one day. haaaaaa

bottom line....i am glad you guys are ok.....chaz, you could have drowned out there...you owe marc a big thanks for bailin your ass out of that situation.

I am glad no one went to jail or the hospital or the morg...stay safe guys, its still early in the season - lets try to make it to the end of it.

Did you know Chaz before you guys went out on this excursion Marc?

I believe this was the first time they hung out.

It all goes back to what Wild Thang was trying to tell everyone , Have fun but don't get drunk and be a hazard to yourself!
What if when I circled back cause chaz fell out of the boat and he had drowned or something? Then what the hell am I supposed to do? (besides feel like sh!t)


Save the heavy , heavy drinking for after your back on land! Drinking is alright but getting hammered on the water is not worth it!!

warlock, wake up in the chat room.