What's up all you Jet Boat Bitch friends? When is that Al Gore global warming going to kick in?
Looking forward to seeing all of you limp dicks.
Rivertard, give me a ******* call, I need a phone hug. 
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What's up all you Jet Boat Bitch friends? Not much Dave, all is good.

When is that Al Gore global warming going to kick in? As much as Al Gore thinks he runs the world, I don't think he has that much control

Looking forward to seeing all of you limp dicks.

Too much information

Rivertard, give me a ******* call, I need a phone hug.

I'm pretty sure there are still 976- phone services for this.

See ya soon Dave
