Hallett Dave Says...
Omar and that river cow don't got nothin' on me ! 



But later in the evening, the slutty cow was spotted cheating on David !         Very sad indeed !!!!!

Not as hot as I remember her....

-beerjet-

It couldn't hurt.....

-beerjet-

My bad, it looks like that chick cow is sportin' a goatee !!   

Judging by the empties on the table, that's perfectly understandable Dana.........

Ray

I wonder if Hallet Dave approves this message? lol

No word from Hallett Dave's camp on that one yet.

Just saw this.
Not quite sure if I approve or not.
I can sure tell you one thing and that is, that Tatankas' pussy had a distinctive pungent odor.
Omar, don't go all buffalo love on us and shit
I miss all you river bitches.  Bring on that Global Warming, I ready.
I don't always drink Dos Eques, I probably didn't spell that correctly Omar, but if I do I know to STEER clear of four legged animals.
I am Hallett Dave and I do approve this message. 

I cant believe Dave finally got the interweb 

Gordo,

Don't believe everything you see on the internet. This post could be from Rivertard.
Hope to see you all this summer.
Do you approve this message? 
I do.

Daves' got interwebs?....
Well screw a one legged horny goat in an ass kicking contest and call me squirting blunder!
Good to hear from ya Dave.
Am I the only that can hear Dave crackin beer cans open through this thing?

-beerjet-