HOW YOU CAN TELL YOUR GETTING OLD
You and your teeth don't sleep together.
It takes twice as long to look half as good.
Your idea of weightlifting is standing up.
It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.
When your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio.
You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it moving.
At breakfast you hear snap,crackle,pop and your not eating cereal.
You try to straighten out the wrinkles in you socks and discover
you aren't wearing any.
When happy hour is a nap.
