Being as I am later than crewchief to the party, how about a birthday joke?....
A man is with friends celebrating his 75th birthday, while he is about to blow out the candles on the cake he mutters to himself "I just want to be able to take a descent piss first thing in the morning"....His 80 year old friend, sitting quite close to him and had his hearing aid turned up to here everything going on says "what's that you say? Having problems pissing?", another friend pipes in and says "hell, I just want to be able to take a solid crap once in a while"...Another pipes in saying "wouldn't mind a dry fart on occasion"....At last his 83 year old brother says "you guys are sad, at 6:30 AM sharp every day I piss like a Thoroughbred race horse, at about 8:30 AM I take a dump a Grizzly bear would be proud of....And you think you have problems!, what ever".
Confused, all the old friends look at each other and finally asked "so what's your secret?", The brother says "I don't get up 'til 9:30 AM!!!"
LMAO...Hope it was happy Ron!
BTW 50 is the new 35...
GT
