yea umm pretty much shaking in my knees right now, a girl i hit a while back  and havent talked to her since the last time i saw her called me up and told me that she was pregnat and its my kid  im hoping this is just some sort of sick joke but she seemed dead serious last night 

Since it's obviously too late for it, this is more of a PSA for all of you single guys, DON'T EVER DEPEND ON HER TO BE RESPONSIBLE FOR BIRTH CONTROL! Use one of these:


Now, Mr. Southwind, if it is in fact your child, MAN THE FUCK UP and be a father to the kid.

Off my soapbox now

IF in fact the kid turns out to be mine after the test  i do plan on maning up im not  A** like some guys would run away from this situation

Not saying you are. I'm just a little sensitive about guys not realizing what an amazing gift a child is and fucking it off. I'm on the other side of the fence, I have a son that I CAN'T see, and it's slowly killing me.

I hope she likes boats!

if in fact you do have a little jet boat guru in the oven, things happen for a reason, be happy for the blessing and i hope it all works out for the best!

name it christopher, its  a cool name!

Chris

well i have no names picked for a girl
but boy: kadious, aiden, duke,dodge hahah  uh thats all i got im terrible at picking names

I went through a nasty situation with a crazy ass chick...i broke up with her and a week later wallah shes prego...if your in this situation do as I did...you tell her I need you to goto the dr. and provide valid info that your prego...so she did "later I found outshe sent   her friend that was 5 months prego in using her name"   next is a paternity test can be done while pregnant...there is  a certain period of time it can be done, but it is possible...my number one thing is if you ask a chick for a paternity test and she gets offended shes probably pulling something, whether its false pregnancy or some jackass that is not capable of being a father...i would say 9 out of 10 its fake besides jackass father...whether the prego is real or not well fitty fitty it is or isnt...cover your ass UNTIL its true and is yours my situation was the same I told psycho when I know it's 100% mine I will step up and be a father...best part is her dad found her emails and called he had to apologize on her behalf because she was to retarded to realize her joke was serious...dont be affraid to cover your ass in this situation...if its real the chicks body, face, attitude will tell you...if it is all yours then man the f%ck up...

Well she told me shes a a 4 weeks  into her pregnacy. I did tell her i wanted to get a test done and when i told her it didnt seem to bother her. im usually pretty good at telling if someone is lying to my face and she didnt  show any signs.   She said its my kid because she aint been with another guy since me  it could be true and it couldnt idk. Why she took so long to tell me that she was prego beats me. maybe she wanted to be sure i really dont no. i mean i hope its true and it is mine because i think i would make a good father

i bet... or how about shortly before?

4 weeks?  did she pee on a stick and get a +?  hell she couldve just missed and this is all a false alarm.