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OC2Vegas

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Instructional - How to clean your sunroof
« on: July 01, 2010, 09:25:43 PM »
So Im out in the garage building a work bench and I look over and I realize my nieghbors have the perfect way of cleaning the sunroof on their car. For years I struggled to reach the one on my old car and make sure it was spotless. Now I know what I was doing wrong all these years.

Step 1 - Place car in the driveway

Step 2 - Assemble your cleaning supplies

Step 3 - Bring your 3 children out to the car

Step 4 - Let the brats climb up the front bumper, up the hood, up the windshield and on to the roof of the car

Step 5 - Let them clean while you just stand there....



There you guys go, the perfect way to clean the sunroof!

Could I make this shit up?  :banghead:
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Re: Instructional - How to clean your sunroof
« Reply #1 on: July 01, 2010, 09:29:13 PM »
LOL! How do you think the roof of my truck gets cleaned on those rare occassions I clean it??  :thumbup:

Ray
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Re: Instructional - How to clean your sunroof
« Reply #2 on: July 01, 2010, 09:30:02 PM »
Oh hell NO, your neighbors are a piece of work :thumbdown: :thumbdown: Hope I aint upsetting you tho :sly:
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Re: Instructional - How to clean your sunroof
« Reply #3 on: July 01, 2010, 09:34:20 PM »
Oh hell NO, your neighbors are a piece of work :thumbdown: :thumbdown: Hope I aint upsetting you tho :sly:

I stood their horified! What a bunch of morons. Up until then I had some respect for them. Whenever the kids are out playing mom is sitting their in a camp chair watching them.

But this is just  :screwy:
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Re: Instructional - How to clean your sunroof
« Reply #4 on: July 01, 2010, 09:38:42 PM »
haha... neighbors :thumbdown:
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Re: Instructional - How to clean your sunroof
« Reply #5 on: July 01, 2010, 09:40:39 PM »
fricking nuts, do they realize that they can get nailed for child abuse ??? ???
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Re: Instructional - How to clean your sunroof
« Reply #6 on: July 01, 2010, 10:06:20 PM »
fricking nuts, do they realize that they can get nailed for child abuse ??? ???

Isn't it amazing what will result in Child abuse charges and calls to CPS these days? hell looks like fun! My dad would kicked my a$$ for climbing on any shiney car he had......at the same time, when I was a kid, he used to have my brother or I stand in the front loader bucket of his Massey-Ferguson Backhoe and lift us up to adjust the TV antenna......... :screwy:

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Re: Instructional - How to clean your sunroof
« Reply #7 on: July 01, 2010, 10:45:17 PM »
ahh hell no my day would beat me 6 ways from sunday if I ever stood on one of the cars. but I guess different strokes for different folks... that or hes got some good weed.. haha
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Re: Instructional - How to clean your sunroof
« Reply #8 on: July 01, 2010, 11:24:12 PM »
It's an import, what's the big deal?     It ain't like they were climbing on a Dodge or something else of value.  ;D
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Re: Instructional - How to clean your sunroof
« Reply #9 on: July 02, 2010, 07:30:52 AM »
LMAO!!!!!
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Re: Instructional - How to clean your sunroof
« Reply #10 on: July 02, 2010, 08:54:53 AM »
It's an import, what's the big deal?     It ain't like they were climbing on a Dodge or something else of value.  ;D

And probably a lease at that! :screwy:
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Re: Instructional - How to clean your sunroof
« Reply #11 on: July 09, 2010, 12:02:31 AM »
 Dont know how I missed this one. 

 Sad thing is those kids will grow up thinking its OK to climb all over any car now.  OC2Vegas, better keep an eye on your hood for footprints.  :screwy:
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Re: Instructional - How to clean your sunroof
« Reply #12 on: July 09, 2010, 09:39:34 AM »
Dont know how I missed this one. 

 Sad thing is those kids will grow up thinking its OK to climb all over any car now.  OC2Vegas, better keep an eye on your hood for footprints.  :screwy:

Hell, I dont even like the guys puting fliers under my wiper when im at the store! Foot Prints on my truck, it would be a bad focking day for the neighbors!  :banghead:
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Re: Instructional - How to clean your sunroof
« Reply #13 on: July 09, 2010, 11:13:25 AM »
Hell, I dont even like the guys puting fliers under my wiper when im at the store! Foot Prints on my truck, it would be a bad focking day for the neighbors!  :banghead:



Why would you call the cops? ;D
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Taco'd "a person or people that show up with one lake lice and a family of 50 and cram 3 people at a time on it with no disregard to boating rules or ethics. Usualy crap in toilets and throw shit paper in trash cans. Hang out at the boat ramp like its a swimming hole. Have zero insurance on anything they own and dont give two shits less about your property."

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Re: Instructional - How to clean your sunroof
« Reply #14 on: July 09, 2010, 11:21:29 AM »


Why would you call the cops? ;D

Funny guy....

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Re: Instructional - How to clean your sunroof
« Reply #15 on: July 09, 2010, 11:33:00 AM »
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Taco'd "a person or people that show up with one lake lice and a family of 50 and cram 3 people at a time on it with no disregard to boating rules or ethics. Usualy crap in toilets and throw shit paper in trash cans. Hang out at the boat ramp like its a swimming hole. Have zero insurance on anything they own and dont give two shits less about your property."

 


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