Ten thoughts to ponder for the rest of our lives  .... 

    Number  10
    Life is sexually  transmitted.

    Number  9
    Good health is merely  the
    Slowest possible rate at
    Which one can  die.

    Number 8 
    Men have two emotions:
    Hungry  & Horny. If you see him
    Without an erection, make him
    A  sandwich.

    Numb er  7
    Give a person a fish & you  feed
    Him for a day; teach a person
    To use the Internet &  he
    Won't bother you
    For weeks.

    Number  6
    Some people are like a  Slinky..........
    Not really good for anything, but
    You still can't  help but smile
    When you shove them
    Down the  stairs.


    Number  5
    Health nuts are going to  feel
    Stupid someday, lying in
    Hospitals dying  of
    Nothing.

    Number  4
    All of us could take a lesson  from
    The weather. It pays no attention
    To  criticism.

    Number  3
    Why does a slight tax increase  cost
    You two hundred dollars and a
    S ubstantial tax cut  saves
    You thirty cents?

    Number  2
    In the 60s, people took acid to  make
    The world weird. Now The world is
    Weird and people take  Prozac
    To make it normal.


    AND THE  NUMBER 1
    THOUGHT FOR THE REST OF OUR  LIVES:

    We know exactly where one cow  with
    Mad-cow-disease is located among
    The millions of cows in   America , but
    We haven't  got a clue as to where
    Thousands of illegal immigrants
    &  terrorists are located.

    Maybe we should put the
    Department of  Agriculture In charge of  immigration??