Diary of a BLONDE
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print Labels....Helllloooo!!!.... bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!
March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6months.... box said "2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.... wrong instructions....8 cups of water Won't fit into those little packets!!!
June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition..... learned later, the other
swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm.... car swamped because Soft-top was open.
September - The capital of California is "C"..... isn't it???
October - Hate M&M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November -Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days=instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!
December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!
What a year!!
