I'm an animal lover,I've got this dog..and more often than not,  I let him sleep inside the house sooooo.

last night I got home from a date , checked on the dog and his bowl was empty, I gave him the usual,1 can of dog food mixed with dry food...he tore it up!.......Yup!...I left him inside last nite too.  I get up this morning to get ready for work, walk down the hallway and my bare feet feel something...I'm like WTF!...Sure as SHIT I plant my feet in a pile of dog crap and piss...i look around and there is like 8 seperate piles of mushy crap in a 10 foot area  i look at the dog and i say wtf did u do???  so now I am on my hands and knees with my bare hands and paper towls cleaning up...in the process,I am dry heeving,eyes watering, etc....Half an hour later all is cleaned up....All i know is that all day today everything smelled like shit...cant even eat anything.......not the dogs fault though....I did not know that my mom came over before I got home last nite and feed him..he was stuffed and shit everywhere.  I'm just thankful for wood floors..Dogs outside for good!

rotfl you made my day

just got off work...left all windows open, fans on, bleach,pine sole, cleaning and cleaning...I still have shit on the brain Gordy...everything is clean..just looking for shit ..........

How it really feel between your toes.....was it like making wine.

hahahaha you will probly find some more when u cut your toe nail. did that before but the wifes cat shit in the shower and at 5 in the morning u dont think to look in the shower before u step. Coyotes solved that problem 

You didn't mention how the date went Dave? I'm assuming since the highlight was an explosion of Dog Shit it didn't go well.......

Ray

No no no Ray!....the date went great 6'1" blonde...legs up to her ears!...but I gotta say I am tramatized for ever ! No more pets inside  my house............

Ahhh....I did that the other day.....got up at 3 in the morning to check on the boy who was screaming his head off (8 months old....he does that) and stepped in a nice pile of dog shit.  Of course I tried to hop to kitchen for paper towels on one foot to not track it everywhere, damn near fell on my ass, which woke up the dogs so they came flying out of the bedroom, right through the pile and tracked it everywhere.....so now I've got dogs bouncing around with shit spots everywhere and then they jump on me...now I've got shit everywhere.  Took me 30 minutes to clean everything up....then finally go check on the boy.....yep...more shit.  It made for a shitty day