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Discussion => The No Wake Zone => Topic started by: Tahiti Girl on January 16, 2009, 04:23:03 PM

Title: So U Wanna Talk About BIG CAJONES
Post by: Tahiti Girl on January 16, 2009, 04:23:03 PM: A man was laying in bed with his new girlfriend.
After having great sex, she spent the next hour just scratching his balls,
gently rolling them over, fondling them, something she seemed to love to do.
As he was enjoying it, he turned and asked her, 'Why do you love doing that?'
'Because,' she replied, 'I really miss mine!'

LMAO
Title: Re: So U Wanna Talk About BIG CAJONES
Post by: beerjet on January 16, 2009, 04:55:52 PM: My wife does that :mad: :banghead:

-beerjet-
Title: Re: So U Wanna Talk About BIG CAJONES
Post by: bkplesh on January 16, 2009, 06:04:25 PM: Quote from: beerjet on January 16, 2009, 04:55:52 PM
My wife does that :mad: :banghead:

-beerjet-
misses her balls???????? ;D
Title: Re: So U Wanna Talk About BIG CAJONES
Post by: GT Jets on January 16, 2009, 07:08:07 PM: Got this one...

A man and a woman are on their honeymoon about to consimate their marriage, they have not been with eachother before the marriage because they were "saving themselves for eachother".

So as they are getting undressed, the man takes off his shoes and socks and hears "HOLY HELL!, what happened to your feet?", the man explains that when he was a young child he came down with "Tolio" which was very rare and effected his toes, so she says "don't you mean Polio?" and he tells her "no this is way more rare and only effects the feet", so continuing on he drops his pants and hears "OH MY GOD!, what the hell happened to your knees?" He tells her, " when I got over the Tolio, I contracted Kneemonia, very rare and effects the knees", she says "not Pnuemonia?" and he says no, a little discouraged, he drops his shorts and hears "WAIT WAIT, DON"T TELL ME, SMALL COCKS RIGHT?!!!"

;D

GT
Title: Re: So U Wanna Talk About BIG CAJONES
Post by: jet boat performance on January 16, 2009, 07:36:10 PM: Hey Wait I thought this was a boating forum ?? all this talk about body parts and such ?? heres a link Greg sent me today should get ya'll back on track ? :screwy:
http://mail.google.com/mail/h/3htjqzy3qjo4/?view=att&th=11ee0aaa7a9840f3&attid=0.1&disp=vah&zw
Title: Re: So U Wanna Talk About BIG CAJONES
Post by: GT Jets on January 16, 2009, 07:38:04 PM: Quote from: jet boat performance on January 16, 2009, 07:36:10 PM
Hey Wait I thought this was a boating forum ?? all this talk about body parts and such ?? heres a link Greg sent me today should get ya'll back on track ? :screwy:
http://mail.google.com/mail/h/3htjqzy3qjo4/?view=att&th=11ee0aaa7a9840f3&attid=0.1&disp=vah&zw

Soooo, what's your user name and password? ;D

GT
Title: Re: So U Wanna Talk About BIG CAJONES
Post by: jet boat performance on January 16, 2009, 07:41:05 PM: HMMMM should have played ?? back to the keyboard !
Title: Re: So U Wanna Talk About BIG CAJONES
Post by: GlassCutter on January 16, 2009, 07:45:20 PM: Nope didn't work for me either.

Guess I got time to make another drink :D
Title: Re: So U Wanna Talk About BIG CAJONES
Post by: jet boat performance on January 16, 2009, 07:55:53 PM: Sorry guys its real cute but a power point deal and I can't figure out how to post it ?? Tom
very cool ., (a little edgy) anybody who know how I'll forward it to your email addy ! Tom
Title: Re: So U Wanna Talk About BIG CAJONES
Post by: GT Jets on January 16, 2009, 08:22:00 PM: There is this world champion Russian wrestler that has never been defeated, his trademark is the Octapus hold, no man has ever been able to break it, once in the Octapus, you were done for.

An American wrestler challenges him for the championship and the Russian accepts.

Once in the ring, the American holds his own, being able to get out of many close calls, then all of a sudden, finds himself in the Octapus, the crowd is going wild, the announcer even wilder, he says "it's over, the Russian has him in the Iron clad Octapus hold", as soon as he says that, the American explodes into action and throws the Russian on the mat and pins him for the win, the crowd goes nuts....At the end of the match, there was an interview with the press and the interviewer says "there is only one question we want the answer to....How did you get out of the Octapus hold?" The American looks at the guy, pauses and says "Well, I was thinking I was screwed, couldn't even move, then all of a sudden, I looked up and saw a pair of balls, so I bit em.....It's amazing what you can do when you bite your own balls...." :o

GT
Title: Re: So U Wanna Talk About BIG CAJONES
Post by: beerjet on January 16, 2009, 09:34:29 PM: Quote from: bkplesh on January 16, 2009, 06:04:25 PM
misses her balls???????? ;D
Plays with my ballls ???
You OK pleshy . :sly:

-beerjet-