There is this world champion Russian wrestler that has never been defeated, his trademark is the Octapus hold, no man has ever been able to break it, once in the Octapus, you were done for.
An American wrestler challenges him for the championship and the Russian accepts.
Once in the ring, the American holds his own, being able to get out of many close calls, then all of a sudden, finds himself in the Octapus, the crowd is going wild, the announcer even wilder, he says "it's over, the Russian has him in the Iron clad Octapus hold", as soon as he says that, the American explodes into action and throws the Russian on the mat and pins him for the win, the crowd goes nuts....At the end of the match, there was an interview with the press and the interviewer says "there is only one question we want the answer to....How did you get out of the Octapus hold?" The American looks at the guy, pauses and says "Well, I was thinking I was screwed, couldn't even move, then all of a sudden, I looked up and saw a pair of balls, so I bit em.....It's amazing what you can do when you bite your own balls...."
GT
