There's more to it than that.....If we're going for total wisdom here that is...
4-Stand close, it's shorter than you think.
5-No matter how big you think it is, she's seen one larger.
6-Sometimes you need to wipe twice, your aim is the fourth thing to go (I think after the memory
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7-It's OK to run the faucet and tap your toe if it's difficult to pee, just pretend you have OCD.....
8-Blame it on your hurt back, not your limp junk......It takes the pressure off you and may get you a soothing massage.
I can go all week (I have some older friends
)
GT
