Got this today.
Help is on the Way!
The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite
fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)
These mostly Southern boys will be Dropped off into Iraq and will be
given only the following facts about terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3.. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.
Applications are available at your local Wal-Mart sporting goods counter.
