Quickjet,
I sense some homosexual tendencies from your comments here on the board. It is obvious to me and to many others that you have beerjet's penis on your mind. Don't be alarmed since this is normal homosexual activity. Your desires to be satisfied by beerjet's penis are masked by slandering others on the forum and making reference to his penis. It is a love/hate thing. Just like when you beat up the boy you have a crush on during recess on the grade school playground.
I think you should stop the vulgar hatred and focus your energy towards more positive things like your relationship with beerjet. You guys are destined to be together to form Queerjet.
-Dr. Phil

Thank you for your advice Dr. Phil.
In reading it I see that you reffer to it as a "Penis". A Penis by deffinition is under 6 inches. A plus size "Penis" is 6-7 inches. A "Cock" (as I refer to it) is 8 inches plus. By looking at the injury susstained to Goads face and knowing the bars and West Hollywood hangouts that he frequents, it's safe to assume that only a cock of rather large magnitude could do this much damage. I have a rather large cock myself and know the damge that this weapon can cause.
I'm sure it's easier for you to say that this is a Homosexual fantasy or repressed Homosexual tendancies on my part, but I can assure you that it is mearly an educated observation.
How did I put Beerjet as the Cock swining assailiant you ask? By mearly reading previose posts by both, you can see that fudge packing and such are the norm for these two individuals. It was just a matter of time before it went oral. It's clear to me that Goad has his face in the wrong place at the wrong time.