>
> Don't forget to mark your calendars.
>
> As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see
> any woman
> other than his wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does.
>
> So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are
> asked to walk out
> of their house completely naked to help weed out any
> neighborhood
> terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for
> this
> anti-terrorist effort.
>
> All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in
> front of their house to prove they are not Muslims and to demonstrate
> they think its okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show
> support for all American women.
>
> Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at
> your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment.
>
> The American government appreciates your efforts to root out
> terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist
> activity.
>
> God Bless America! It is your patriotic duty to pass this on.
>
>
> If you don't send this to at least 5 people, you're a
> terrorist-sympathizing, lily-livered coward and are in the position of
> posing as a national threat
