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The funniest story I ever heard about being towed in
« on: July 06, 2009, 01:20:16 AM »
I have been towed in a few times. Most recently by Brad. The funniest story I ever heard was from Terry (HDriderTH) and his wife telling me about being towed in by a sailboat. (He claims he has pictures).

This next one also involves Terry, and as I heard it, and it's recent, Terry ran outta gas on Mead and got towed in by some "less than enthused" Middle Easterners on PWC's.

Soooooo, basically, from what I heard and my own assumptions, Terry got towed in by the pissed off Taliban on Jet Ski's.  :D

Now THAT'S FUNNY! (Love ya like a brother, else this wouldn't be so funny!)

Ray

What's everyone else got about being towed in? ( I know another funny one from Temple Bar in March too, lol)
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Re: The funniest story I ever heard about being towed in
« Reply #1 on: July 06, 2009, 02:56:26 PM »

What's everyone else got about being towed in?

 I will let you know after i get on the water and blow my shiat up ;D
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Re: The funniest story I ever heard about being towed in
« Reply #2 on: July 06, 2009, 02:57:08 PM »
Thanks Ray, I have one for you!



Several years ago we blew up our BBC in a badass black and maroon Renegade my dad owned (when you put closed chamber heads on an open chamber shortblock, they don't run long, but they do run hard :-\).

We waited in the hot sun (Lake Nacemeinto on a 100+* weekend) for over an hour before we even saw another boat.

Finally along comes this old ass Glasspar (light green) with Bluegrass music blaring from a boombox on the dash and a couple of hillbillies in it and ask if they could help, we had no water, no beer, nothing at all to drink so we accepted very greatfully. We get tied on and we asked what they were fishing for (saw the gear on the back of the boat), "catfish" he says, I didn't say a word (afraid I was going to crack up).

So we are getting pulled for about five minutes and their boat just tops dead (strait six Mercruiser deal) and the dude say "no problem", gets a 2 foot long 2X4 and beats the living crap out of the fuel pump, the other guy hits the key, we're in buisness again. :D

This goes on for like an hour, with the dude beating the living hell out of the fuel pump about every ten minutes.

We finally get back to the ramp and I never felt so grateful to be on shore again.

The funny part was when we tried to give them $40 for towing us in the dude just declined and said "nah thats OK, we will probably just spend it on booze and ammo."    :o

Needless to say, we broke camp that night and just went home. ;D

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If i get some free time tonight at work, ill play with it and post it for everyone to see.

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Re: The funniest story I ever heard about being towed in
« Reply #3 on: July 06, 2009, 03:11:32 PM »
could of asked for his address and mailed him a fuel pump!

thats a great story!
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Re: The funniest story I ever heard about being towed in
« Reply #4 on: July 06, 2009, 03:15:42 PM »
It's not as good as your guys stories but....I sell my k boat to my next door nieghbor(never had/been in a boat in his life) a few weeks go by and he informs me the damn thing stranded him on Utah lake at dusk so he called 911 and they sent the coast gaurd out there and saved his azz. :screwy:  I ask him what was wrong with the boat..he says ohhh..I guess my buddy accidently unpluged one of the wires to the fuel pump when he got in from skiing.
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Re: The funniest story I ever heard about being towed in
« Reply #5 on: July 06, 2009, 04:04:38 PM »
The Chaz was drinking,  fell off the boat and the guy towing it kept going, all the way to the deck. Or something like that. THere was a post about it some where  ;D
« Last Edit: July 06, 2009, 04:07:09 PM by bkplesh »
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Re: The funniest story I ever heard about being towed in
« Reply #6 on: July 06, 2009, 04:18:40 PM »
Yup, got towed in by a sailboat. Yea this Iranian was all, "I dont understand, can I go now" Chromey hooked my rope on his shit and we just kept pointing at the ramp. Was'nt OUT of gas, drained one tank and it popped and blew the rubber out of my pop off valve. I'd keep the hillbilly sh*t on the DL around here..... ;)
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Re: The funniest story I ever heard about being towed in
« Reply #7 on: July 06, 2009, 05:58:38 PM »
The Chaz was drinking,  fell off the boat and the guy towing it kept going, all the way to the deck. Or something like that. THere was a post about it some where  ;D

Hahaha no someone has to put this link up cause it has to be the funniest read ever I kid you not...I'm laughing just thinking about it
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Re: The funniest story I ever heard about being towed in
« Reply #8 on: July 06, 2009, 06:10:42 PM »
Oh yea, thats got to be the funniest ever. I think it was mark who was towing him, looked back and the fucr was gone! Hafta hit him up about it Friday
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Re: The funniest story I ever heard about being towed in
« Reply #9 on: July 06, 2009, 06:39:18 PM »
I will let you know after i get on the water and blow my shiat up ;D
Shouldnt be too hard for ya Steve with that bass ackwards chebbie ;D ;D ;D  Just kiddin with ya bud >:D
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Re: The funniest story I ever heard about being towed in
« Reply #10 on: July 06, 2009, 06:49:49 PM »
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Re: The funniest story I ever heard about being towed in
« Reply #11 on: July 06, 2009, 07:03:03 PM »
The story is on page two!

http://www.socaljetboats.com/index.php?topic=766.0

Always a good read...good story for the newbies!
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Re: The funniest story I ever heard about being towed in
« Reply #12 on: July 06, 2009, 10:35:08 PM »
I got towed in this weekend. Took my buddy 1 hour and 15 minutes to go from Big River to Wheel 'R in on a boat ride and bring my truck and trailer back. Its a 10 minute boat ride and 5 minute car ride. I was ready to kill the fukker, while my boat was slamming into the dock after every fukking tower boat drove by. I was so pissed at the time. Did I mention it was a fresh rebuild. F my life. Gotta take a few days off from the boat. So sick of working on that POS. Gotta hand it to my roommate though, she was a champ and backed up the truck and trailer into the water. Gotta love chicks that can back trailers up.
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Re: The funniest story I ever heard about being towed in
« Reply #13 on: July 07, 2009, 12:03:56 AM »
The story is on page two!

http://www.socaljetboats.com/index.php?topic=766.0

OK OK, make it stop, lmaopmp! That is the most tragic, frightening, strange story i ever heard, and only because the outcome was far from tragic, it is funny as hell!

Sorry Chaz to have this all brought up again, at your expense, lol. (Well, not really, no, would be more upset were it me, to be perfectly honest  :D), But it should be required reading material...............

Do we have a picture of Chaz to make one of beerjets motivational posters with? lol

Ok, I'm done!  >:D

Very Fortunate my brother!

Ray

Did you ever get your "Rainbow colored, Look at me I wanna be violated" rope back?   ::)

Ok, Ok, I'm REALLY done! Honestly

Well no, I lied, One more jab  ;D, your latest thread is titled  "fixing the hole", ummm, well,,,, is this related to the rope and shenanigans?....... :D

OK, I'm Really really done, promise! lol

Well........Nope No, I had better not, I'm pushing it as it is, lol
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Re: The funniest story I ever heard about being towed in
« Reply #14 on: July 09, 2009, 02:31:02 PM »
i still remeber terry's face (WTF) :o..when the guy asked "can i go now" 100 yards from the ramp....lol....
the guy kept trying to floor it in the no wake area while i was holding the rope on the bow of the sanger....boy was it slippery....freshly polished and waxed...i just kept pointing to the ramp he had a dumb ass look on his face....WOW
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Re: The funniest story I ever heard about being towed in
« Reply #15 on: July 09, 2009, 03:17:08 PM »
The story is on page two!

http://www.socaljetboats.com/index.php?topic=766.0

OMG I can't stop laughing!!  :thumbup: I'll have to remember to use a spotter if I tow anyone really hammered.
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Re: The funniest story I ever heard about being towed in
« Reply #16 on: July 10, 2009, 08:12:02 PM »
The Chaz was drinking,  fell off the boat and the guy towing it kept going, all the way to the deck. Or something like that. THere was a post about it some where  ;D

I was wondering if that would come up...again... ::)

Lets just say It's now been about a year and a half since I've had a drink ;D
« Last Edit: July 10, 2009, 08:14:31 PM by The Chaz »
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Re: The funniest story I ever heard about being towed in
« Reply #17 on: July 10, 2009, 09:47:38 PM »
Taliban Huh ?? Funny shit best laugh ive had in days !


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« Last Edit: July 10, 2009, 09:55:38 PM by jet boat performance »
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« Reply #18 on: July 10, 2009, 10:11:42 PM »
Taliban Huh ?? Funny shit best laugh ive had in days !


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It was some funny shit, the camel jocky kept want ing to punch it and Chromey kept sliding to the very tip of the bow then he'd say whoa abdule the the asshole thot he could split. He kept sayin, " dont understand, can I go?" I'm like NO MF, you think we wanna go half way in? TYhe ole lady says, "should I give 'em some money?" I'm all FUC NO, chuck a quart of 50wt at 'em
« Last Edit: July 10, 2009, 10:16:58 PM by HDriderTH »
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