Pretty funny. First there is...
Friendship among Women:
> A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning
> she told her husband that she had slept over at a
> friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best
> friends. None of them knew anything about it.
>
> Friendship among Men:
> A man didn't come home one night. The next morning he
> told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's
> house. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends.
> Eight confirmed that he had slept over, and two said
> he was still there.
Then there is...
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new
wives duties.
The first man had married a woman from Illinois and had told her that she was
going to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the
third day he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.
The second man had married a woman from Michigan. He had given his wife orders
that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. The first day he
didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third
day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge
dinner on the table.
The third man had married a beautiful girl from Brooklyn, New York. He told her
that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed,
laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day
he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by
the third day some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out
of his left eye, enough to fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.
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