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Worst April Fools Joke Ever
« on: April 01, 2010, 02:23:22 PM »
So my old lady and I split up about a week ago after two and a half years. She hasn't really wanted to talk to me much which I understand and was trying to respect her want for space. Well I get a text from her today. Goes like this: "I thouhgt my hormones were out of wack due to stress and what not this being why I hadn't started my period. So on my lunch break I took a pregnancy test. We need to talk tonight ASAP." Well after about 100 repeated phone calls she answers and says know you know how your mom felt a year ago today. This is because we did the same thing to my mom last year. Well I was shaking, sweating and feeling sick before I realized she was saying April Fools. It has been nearly an hour and I still feel sick. Guess I deserve it. LOL
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Re: Worst April Fools Joke Ever
« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2010, 02:28:57 PM »
Quote from: Donjuan on April 01, 2010, 02:23:22 PM
So my old lady and I split up about a week ago after two and a half years. She hasn't really wanted to talk to me much which I understand and was trying to respect her want for space. Well I get a text from her today. Goes like this: "I thouhgt my hormones were out of wack due to stress and what not this being why I hadn't started my period. So on my lunch break I took a pregnancy test. We need to talk tonight ASAP." Well after about 100 repeated phone calls she answers and says know you know how your mom felt a year ago today. This is because we did the same thing to my mom last year. Well I was shaking, sweating and feeling sick before I realized she was saying April Fools. It has been nearly an hour and I still feel sick. Guess I deserve it. LOL

OUCH! NOT COOL! Pretty funny though since it wasn't me. Haha jk.
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Re: Worst April Fools Joke Ever
« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2010, 02:51:13 PM »
I got my wife good this morning. Our water heater went out yesterday, so I called her this morning and told her that I checked all over town and no one had one in stock and we'd have to wait till monday for a new one. She was pissed, ranting and raving about the sorry azzed businesses here and how there's no way shes waiting till Monday when I said "April Fools". It's gonna be a cold night out in the dog house tonight, but it was worth it.

Sam

ps. Water heater's fixed so I might get out of the dog house early lol.
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Re: Worst April Fools Joke Ever
« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2010, 02:56:58 PM »
Quote from: Donjuan on April 01, 2010, 02:23:22 PM
So my old lady and I split up about a week ago after two and a half years. She hasn't really wanted to talk to me much which I understand and was trying to respect her want for space. Well I get a text from her today. Goes like this: "I thouhgt my hormones were out of wack due to stress and what not this being why I hadn't started my period. So on my lunch break I took a pregnancy test. We need to talk tonight ASAP." Well after about 100 repeated phone calls she answers and says know you know how your mom felt a year ago today. This is because we did the same thing to my mom last year. Well I was shaking, sweating and feeling sick before I realized she was saying April Fools. It has been nearly an hour and I still feel sick. Guess I deserve it. LOL

When she told you this I bet you could just see the "For Sale" sign on your boat, huh? Haha
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Re: Worst April Fools Joke Ever
« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2010, 03:08:01 PM »
Quote from: MBlack on April 01, 2010, 02:56:58 PM
When she told you this I bet you could just see the "For Sale" sign on your boat, huh? Haha
or a rusty coathanger and a bottle of bleach
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Re: Worst April Fools Joke Ever
« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2010, 03:29:47 PM »
Honestly the boat was one of the first things I thought about having to sale.
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Re: Worst April Fools Joke Ever
« Reply #6 on: April 01, 2010, 05:55:30 PM »
Whats wrong with you guys babys like boats  :D
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Re: Worst April Fools Joke Ever
« Reply #7 on: April 01, 2010, 07:38:53 PM »
what would really piss me off is an ex telling me this! oh wait that shit happened to me but it wasnt anywhere near april fools!

sorry dj, but that one isnt cool  :thumbdown:
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Re: Worst April Fools Joke Ever
« Reply #8 on: April 02, 2010, 08:24:53 AM »
not cool
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Re: Worst April Fools Joke Ever
« Reply #9 on: April 02, 2010, 07:49:55 PM »
Quote from: Nordie on April 01, 2010, 07:38:53 PM
what would really piss me off is an ex telling me this! oh wait that shit happened to me but it wasnt anywhere near april fools!

sorry dj, but that one isnt cool  :thumbdown:

It is funny, lil brother! Just that you happened to come across the ONE 'Fatal Attraction' byatch that, Thankfully, none of US have to endure due to the law of averages........... ;D

It's all good Joshie!  ;D

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Re: Worst April Fools Joke Ever
« Reply #10 on: April 05, 2010, 12:11:49 PM »
Well I guess I kinda of deserved ti since I left her when she was still head over hills for me. she is a good person and an even better friend. She just wanted to show me what her and I put my mom through the year before. LOL Mom cried a lot. Guess it's Karma that she got me the following year.
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Re: Worst April Fools Joke Ever
« Reply #11 on: April 05, 2010, 04:46:12 PM »
Quote from: Donjuan on April 05, 2010, 12:11:49 PM
Well I guess I kinda of deserved ti since I left her when she was still head over hills for me. she is a good person and an even better friend. She just wanted to show me what her and I put my mom through the year before. LOL Mom cried a lot. Guess it's Karma that she got me the following year.
   The million $  Why did you dump her good ones are hard to come by  ??? :screwy:
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Re: Worst April Fools Joke Ever
« Reply #12 on: April 06, 2010, 06:15:41 AM »
Relationship became platonic. I love the girl as a friend and we got a long great as friends. However the two of us in a relationship was damn near impossible for whatever reason.
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