Tried to post pic. Abort! Let's try again . . .
OK I give up. Long story short is we left home at 3:30 and got all of 20 miles when people on the road start waving me down. I pull over expecting to find a taillight dangling or something stupid. Instead I find both main rails of the trailer have torn completely up to the top plate, between the hitch and where it all ties together. Crazy shit, it just fatigued, rust was not an issue.
AAA is called and told to bring a flat bed. After an hour a truck shows but it isn't a flatbed. He says "flatbed will be too small, you need a road dolly semi."

AND that will probably be three hours cuz they are hard to find."
It is now 4:40pm and I start trying to find a mobile welder. When I finally do find one he is still an hour and a half away!
Sooo long after dark he getS it done BUT NOW I DON'T HAVE ANY RUNNING LIGHTS !

Signal and brakes but the trailer is completely dark running down the road! Combine this with not being able to find the diodes from JBP to make the PD work and not being able to find the new registration sticker for the boat, I figured it was already expensive enough trip, I don't need one or two tickets on top of everything else.
You guys may be at the river, but I am gonna outdrink ya all. Starting now!