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#2 on the way
« on: February 06, 2008, 09:10:38 PM »
well, driving home from work tonight i get the phone call from the wife
wife--what are you doing?
me--driving why?
wife--how was your day?
me--fine why (i hate talking on the phone)
wife--did you have a good day?
me--it was ok why (these conversations always go somewhere with her)
wife-- i peed on the stick today
me--
wife--honey are you there
me--
wife--bill??
me--your joking right
wife--no
me--holy shit your pregnant
wife--are you happy
now how do i answer that question?? my son has his second birthday next weekend, the boat is not finished, still have more toys to acquire and now i am having another child-----------------




i am fuking happy what do you think--and on a selfish note, i now have a designated driver for the parker trip ;D >:D

sorry, just had to share my good news with someone    thanks for listening ;D
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Re: #2 on the way
« Reply #1 on: February 06, 2008, 09:12:32 PM »
Congrats!
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« Reply #2 on: February 06, 2008, 09:16:47 PM »
Congratulations.  Have fun with them while they are young, they grow up so fast (my baby is going to be 10 (going on 25) next month).
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« Reply #3 on: February 06, 2008, 09:24:56 PM »
Congratz!!  Better now than spaced out like me.  I have a 16 yrs old girl and an almost 3 year old >:D
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« Reply #4 on: February 06, 2008, 09:36:05 PM »
Congrats! I have 2 little ones myself. 21 Months apart. 5 and 7 year old girls. I agree with Keith, have fun with them while they are young. There will come a day when they dont even want to hang out with you anymore.  ???
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the jet boat never did this to you bob ::)
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« Reply #5 on: February 06, 2008, 09:48:14 PM »
Congratulations ! My only advise would be to get all the kids out of the way at once . It was a mistake for me to spread them out . 1 - 2 - 3 BANG BANG BANG ! I have 2 girls . 1.5 y/o and 7 y/o . Get all the kids out of the way . I'm getting snipped too  :-\ Was that coversation verbatim .......  ???

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i dont but im all for stuffin shit in her ass to make her go away :-*

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« Reply #6 on: February 06, 2008, 09:51:26 PM »
I'm getting snipped too

 -beerjet-

I tried that once. Didnt work. Wife's turn.  ;D ;D ;D
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the jet boat never did this to you bob ::)
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« Reply #7 on: February 06, 2008, 10:29:41 PM »
That's awesome. Congrats and enjoy! ;)
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« Reply #8 on: February 06, 2008, 11:05:44 PM »
Congrats, man o man i got 2, boy was first and then my girl, i have found this out a girl is about 5 times the cost of a boy due to as she teaches me ( daddy, girls need fashion now give mom the ATM card )
also as a note with 2 kids you wont be out numbered
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« Reply #9 on: February 07, 2008, 05:58:17 AM »
Congrats  :)
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« Reply #10 on: February 07, 2008, 08:31:05 AM »
Sweet. ;D   It's the only thing in life that ya get back more than what ya put in!!!
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« Reply #11 on: February 07, 2008, 08:46:46 AM »
That is great news....I remember like it was yesterday...my little girl... ;D... she grads this June and no more child support..... ;D  But now she informs me that she has gotten the letter and is going to U C Berk and she's going to need some more duckies.. :-\......lol....God how I love her....Hug your kids everyday and let them know that no matter how many toys you have they are still the best thing in your life......Al
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« Reply #12 on: February 07, 2008, 08:56:30 AM »
Congratulations ! My only advise would be to get all the kids out of the way at once . It was a mistake for me to spread them out . 1 - 2 - 3 BANG BANG BANG ! I have 2 girls . 1.5 y/o and 7 y/o . Get all the kids out of the way . I'm getting snipped too  :-\ Was that coversation verbatim .......  ???

-beerjet-

pretty close to verbatum on the conversation, i am extremely happy about this and thanks for the congrats.
I spend as much time as i can with my boy, he is not quite 2 yet and if i am in the garage, thats where he wants to be, climbs on the quad and pretends to ride it, loves the boat, just wants to be in it at all times, acting like he is driving, loves the harleys, just can't wait for him to be a little older so he can really enjoy them and go for rides.  this will probably our last one  as i am almost 39, so snip snip :'( (the wife is only 27 >:D)
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« Reply #13 on: February 07, 2008, 09:00:39 AM »
CONGRATS ;D ;D

Hurry up and catch up ,,,,, We got 5 kids :o

Yeah thats why im always working on projects >:D

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« Reply #14 on: February 07, 2008, 09:24:41 AM »
ah time to sell all the toys :D
congratulations ;)
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« Reply #15 on: February 07, 2008, 09:55:46 AM »
Keep it up your gonna need a bigger boat Bro !! ;D Congratulations !!
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« Reply #16 on: February 07, 2008, 10:01:03 AM »
congrats. Bill

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« Reply #17 on: February 07, 2008, 10:18:17 AM »
ah time to sell all the toys :D
congratulations ;)


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Keep it up your gonna need a bigger boat Bro !! ;D Congratulations !!
hmmm, maybe i should start thinking about talking to chromey??? ;D
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« Reply #18 on: February 07, 2008, 12:13:17 PM »
CONGRATS!!! ;D

i have 2 girls myself , an almost 10 yr and a 2 yr old, the little one is crazy, and loves to drive everything.

your lucky you got to know in one shot, my girl took 4 home tests in two weeks and all said negative...and then she went to the dr....i got the same kind of phone call!!!(hello are you there........), lol..

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hmmm, maybe i should start thinking about talking to chromey???  ;D
you know we can work something out!   lol..
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« Reply #19 on: February 07, 2008, 05:55:34 PM »
Have fun with 'em while they're young....... Mine are 15 and 18.......... it happens faster than you know
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« Reply #20 on: May 15, 2008, 01:19:43 PM »
just left the doctor office with the wife, ultrasound time, two arms, two legs, head, feet, hands, heart, lungs, kidneys, stomach, all looked great according to the doctors, only thing missing was a pecker,   yep i am having a daughter, time to start cleaning the guns and practicing the psycho dad look ;D
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« Reply #21 on: May 15, 2008, 01:21:14 PM »
congrats!

at least shes got an older brother to set the other boats straight  >:D (when youre not around to do it yourself!)
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« Reply #22 on: May 15, 2008, 01:28:42 PM »
just left the doctor office with the wife, ultrasound time, two arms, two legs, head, feet, hands, heart, lungs, kidneys, stomach, all looked great according to the doctors, only thing missing was a pecker,   yep i am having a daughter, time to start cleaning the guns and practicing the psycho dad look ;D
LOL i love it,
Son ive been to prison and im not afraid to go back

i figure he will get the idea
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They are all fukin tasty. My long time favorite, "Dirty Dicks -beerjet-
Glasscutter, Skip, OC2  Nordie and many more nail me good every time, relentlessly, I love those guys!

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« Reply #23 on: May 15, 2008, 01:30:17 PM »
Son ive been to prison and im not afraid to go back

in the last 5 years, how many times have you practiced saying that in the mirror for the first boy that comes to pick up your daughter?  >:D

god help me if i ever have a daughter.  :banghead:
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« Reply #24 on: May 15, 2008, 01:31:55 PM »
If you have ever seen Bad Boy's 2 , now thats how you do it ;D

Too cool.
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