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IRRebel

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2010 GM Vehicle
« on: November 17, 2009, 11:04:53 PM »
Someone e-mailed me this. Forgive me if it's been posted before, but I thought if was funny



The 2010 Obama

This car runs on hot air and broken promises. It has three wheels that speed the vehicle through tight left turns. It comes complete with two TelePrompters programmed to help the occupants talk their way out of any violations. The transparent canopy reveals the plastic smiles still on the faces of all the happy owners.

Comes in S, M, L, XL and 2XL   

It won't get you to work, but hey, there aren't any jobs anyway!

Ray
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"Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways totally worn out shouting 'Holy Shit what a ride!"---Crewcheif22 AKA Keith

crewchief22

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Re: 2010 GM Vehicle
« Reply #1 on: November 17, 2009, 11:11:56 PM »
Will it launch a boat?  :D
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"Racing is life!  Anything that happens before or after, is just waiting"    Steve McQueen

The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?

IRRebel

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Re: 2010 GM Vehicle
« Reply #2 on: November 17, 2009, 11:20:55 PM »
 :screwy:I wouldn't bet on it, but then, I NEVER thought things would get this bad! SO........Maybe, if we are all driven down to the point of owning Jon-Boats with  2.5HP Evinrudes on them!

Ray
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crewchief22

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Re: 2010 GM Vehicle
« Reply #3 on: November 17, 2009, 11:25:59 PM »
That looks like an excellent recipient for a Kawasaki 1000 transplant  O0

125hp of terror  >:D
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"Racing is life!  Anything that happens before or after, is just waiting"    Steve McQueen

The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?

GT Jets

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Re: 2010 GM Vehicle
« Reply #4 on: November 17, 2009, 11:32:10 PM »
LMAO, my buddy told me a story of his brother in law buying one of those Ford golf cart looking pieces of crap, then he misses a utility bill and had is power shut off after he sold his truck...well, couldn't get to work the next day (like ten miles away) and got fired from his job of three years..He gets a new job but cant sell the electric POS and his work is over an hour from his house...

Talk about an Obama car.. ;D

GT

 
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If i get some free time tonight at work, ill play with it and post it for everyone to see.

Time to man up and yank it John!  :banghead:
Ray

IRRebel

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Re: 2010 GM Vehicle
« Reply #5 on: November 17, 2009, 11:58:45 PM »
Wow, that's a VERY strange set of circumstances to put a guy in the same situation as MANY Americans, but HEY, we have a BLACK president!!!! WoooHoooo!

Keith, I just "Happen" to have a 1982 KZ 750 LTD Engine...................As well as the rest of it I wrecked back in 1997. (Long story, but motors still good with 10k miles on it) And FWIW, I had 2 back then. a 1979 KZ 1000 LTD and the 750. The 750 would SMOKE the 1000 pretty regularly, but once in awhile, the 1000 would shock you with raw HP (This was my lil brother and I trading off bikes back then, long story short, you never knew what that 1000 was gonna do when landed on at any RPM in any particular gear)! When the 750 won, it was by a little, when the 1000 won, by contrast, was by a LOT!!!! That thing COULD be wicked! (Actually can still buy that bike back to this day, it's in a Shed in PA, owner scared to death of it).

The 1000 was so unruly at low speed I rarely drove it after those years, and Extremely unpredictable when landed on...... I learned quickly why they called it the "widowmaker", and sold that puppy after owning it for six years.

Lets do this!  :D

Ray
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GlassCutter

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Re: 2010 GM Vehicle
« Reply #6 on: November 18, 2009, 10:00:16 AM »
Ray you seriously need help man.   You got "it" bad.
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