An Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost
everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that
could move apart and then slide back together again.
The boy asked, "What is this Father?" The father (never having seen an
elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my
life, I don't know what it is."
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old
lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button.
The walls opened, and the lady rolled between them into a small room.
The walls closed, and the boy and his father watched the small numbers
above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it
reached the last number, and then the numbers began to light in the
reverse order.
Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blond
stepped out.
The father , not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to
his son . .
"Go get your mother."
