Just smack talk

« **Reply #575 on:** April 04, 2017, 03:11:37 PM »

Quote from: FordLover on April 04, 2017, 02:16:00 PM

Looks like its the time of the year to get this thread going again........dudes getting testy about call outs, speed of boats, biting off more than they can chew, the top dogs getting testy about the little guys, Ford vs Chevy vs Olds, penis size, beer preference, all the fancy upgrades, silly yellow boats and good F'ing smack talk. Ya!!!

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I can't help but get the feeling that the "silly yellow boat" reference could be a dig at my awesome yellow piece of maritime machinery.. Could be wrong tho, you may be talking about someone else's yellow turd!!! Maybe??

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« **Reply #576 on:** April 04, 2017, 06:10:58 PM »

Quote from: jimpen on April 04, 2017, 02:20:20 PM

I'm going to get you a bigger spoon. We all know the ford will not be at the top.

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I found the spoon he uses.. lol

Dont splash me !!!

« **Reply #577 on:** April 05, 2017, 06:05:36 AM »

Quote from: aquaholic72 on April 04, 2017, 03:11:37 PM

I can't help but get the feeling that the "silly yellow boat" reference could be a dig at my awesome yellow piece of maritime machinery.. Could be wrong tho, you may be talking about someone else's yellow turd!!! Maybe??

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Oh pumpkin, I would never talk shit about your yellow turd. It is glorious. Lol

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« **Reply #578 on:** April 05, 2017, 06:10:34 AM »

Quote from: jimpen on April 04, 2017, 02:20:20 PM

I'm going to get you a bigger spoon. We all know the ford will not be at the top.

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Yes, we know. No one can touch the big daddy duo of you and Dennis. Even thinking it will have the jet boat gods smite me. But I have some hope for Mach_1_557 to creep up the list.

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« **Reply #579 on:** April 05, 2017, 06:53:50 AM »

Quote from: FordLover on April 05, 2017, 06:10:34 AM

Yes, we know. No one can touch the big daddy duo of you and Dennis. Even thinking it will have the jet boat gods smite me. But I have some hope for Mach_1_557 to creep up the list.

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. There is a lot of big time boats this year. Myself and Dennis does not even have running boats. The old 905 boat is back In the mix. The Hell fire got repowered that would be the flag ship for you ford guys. And a ton more boats the top five spots would be tough if they all play.

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« **Reply #580 on:** April 07, 2017, 03:27:39 AM »

We really started the smack talk thread to do just that, talk smack.. None of us can fuck with list boats realistically, so let's get away from bringing up all your hi dollar fast ass boats! We all know Skipper and Gilligan would have to pull 4 plug wires and run a soft tune for any of us to try to keep up!!! We can't play with the 3hour tour!! But all us slow everyday fuckers have some shit going on!! " brchris. Has a fire under his ass to race me and matches909 at big river sometime when we are all there together. Not sure why?? We call him Chris turd Ford for a reason. Maybe he'll chime in and defend this decision he made to go out and get fucked up in front of all his friends!! Lmfao.. As for matches909 we've been going back and forth forever! Since I charged my boat there hasn't been a reason to race, but old matches909 has a charger on deck as well sooo the shit talking will insue soon as I install it for him!! And my boat finally is getting squared away to be safe and not kill me, I'm hoping anyways!! As for you FORDFREAK.. I HOPE you make it out this way sometime so I can fuck your BIG INCH Ford up in the most respectfull way possible!! And have a few beers!! That's all for now!!! Lmfao

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« **Reply #581 on:** April 07, 2017, 03:41:02 AM »

Everyone get out your spoons and start stirring the pot!! 👍👍👍😅😅😅

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« **Reply #582 on:** April 07, 2017, 04:46:39 AM »

Also Steves86ta.. Awesome guy!! met you last year at the opener. You know some of my friends..I'll take a stab at your nitrous ls, if you ever wanna play around.. 👍👍👍

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« **Reply #583 on:** April 07, 2017, 05:58:13 AM »

Quote from: aquaholic72 on April 07, 2017, 04:46:39 AM

Also Steves86ta.. Awesome guy!! met you last year at the opener. You know some of my friends..I'll take a stab at your nitrous ls, if you ever wanna play around.. 👍👍👍

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I love my internet boat buddy, aquaholic!!! Only he would make like 5 call outs with his yellow turd in pieces. Lol

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« **Reply #584 on:** April 07, 2017, 06:04:38 AM »

Quote from: FordLover on April 07, 2017, 05:58:13 AM

I love my internet boat buddy, aquaholic!!! Only he would make like 5 call outs with his yellow turd in pieces. Lol

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No sir!! I called you out.... Steve if he wants to play.. Everyone else has an open call out on me.. As far as my dumb ass friends anyways..

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« **Reply #585 on:** April 07, 2017, 06:06:26 AM »

Safety issue is why it's apart! I know you don't understand that cuz your boats a turd!!! Lmfao

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« **Reply #586 on:** April 07, 2017, 06:11:39 AM »

I really wanted someone else to run with skipper n Gilligan but nobody has any balls!! God!!! Back to the vdrive site!!!! Lmfao

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« **Reply #587 on:** April 07, 2017, 06:23:51 AM »

Quote from: aquaholic72 on April 07, 2017, 06:04:38 AM

No sir!! I called you out.... Steve if he wants to play.. Everyone else has an open call out on me.. As far as my dumb ass friends anyways..

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Well I don't normally make a habit of battling with a super charged vdrive(even your turd) but wth, I am down. Just have to pray for rough water and you getting out of the throttle. Lol

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« **Reply #588 on:** April 07, 2017, 06:27:12 AM »

Quote from: aquaholic72 on April 07, 2017, 03:27:39 AM

We really started the smack talk thread to do just that, talk smack.. None of us can fuck with list boats realistically, so let's get away from bringing up all your hi dollar fast ass boats! We all know Skipper and Gilligan would have to pull 4 plug wires and run a soft tune for any of us to try to keep up!!! We can't play with the 3hour tour!! But all us slow everyday fuckers have some shit going on!! " brchris. Has a fire under his ass to race me and matches909 at big river sometime when we are all there together. Not sure why?? We call him Chris turd Ford for a reason. Maybe he'll chime in and defend this decision he made to go out and get fucked up in front of all his friends!! Lmfao.. As for matches909 we've been going back and forth forever! Since I charged my boat there hasn't been a reason to race, but old matches909 has a charger on deck as well sooo the shit talking will insue soon as I install it for him!! And my boat finally is getting squared away to be safe and not kill me, I'm hoping anyways!! As for you FORDFREAK.. I HOPE you make it out this way sometime so I can fuck your BIG INCH Ford up in the most respectfull way possible!! And have a few beers!! That's all for now!!! Lmfao

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By the way, well said. (Clapping)

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« **Reply #589 on:** April 07, 2017, 06:31:27 AM »

God!! I hate rough water!! For those of you who have never driven a flatty in rough water, the nut slapp n the seat is real!! Makes you wanna puke sometimes!!

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« **Reply #590 on:** April 07, 2017, 06:33:01 AM »

Quote from: aquaholic72 on April 07, 2017, 06:31:27 AM

God!! I hate rough water!! For those of you who have never driven a flatty in rough water, the nut slapp n the seat is real!! Makes you wanna puke sometimes!!

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I had a 72 sanger flatty. ........rough water was THE enemy. Lol

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« **Reply #591 on:** April 07, 2017, 06:34:15 AM »

I'll have a wake board boat and some sea fleas go by before we take off. Lol

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« **Reply #592 on:** April 07, 2017, 06:46:13 AM »

Good looking out! I'd expect nothing less from my FORDFREAK!!! ASS!! Lmfao

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« **Reply #593 on:** April 07, 2017, 07:32:13 AM »

Quote from: aquaholic72 on April 07, 2017, 06:46:13 AM

Good looking out! I'd expect nothing less from my FORDFREAK!!! ASS!! Lmfao

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This is what I think of you calling me out.

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« **Reply #594 on:** April 07, 2017, 12:54:53 PM »

😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

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« **Reply #595 on:** April 10, 2017, 12:14:39 AM »

Wow shit around here is getting deep. I know that a race between me and aquaholic needs to happen and will happen this year if he ever gets his boat to the water. His boat is on the trailer more than anyone else that I know. I think he only saw water 3 times last year and the looks of it it will be the same this year so I'm sure I will take that race by default because he has to show up to race but I want to see him race fordlover it would be interesting and I'm sure steves86ta would be a good race too

« **Reply #596 on:** April 10, 2017, 03:58:40 AM »

Hmmmmmmm!!! I expected your spoon to be bigger as well!! I'm alil disappointed! I'll have your ass whooping on deck for you whenever you want it!! Sir.. Respectfully not respectfull, your upcoming ass whooping!👌👊

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« **Reply #597 on:** April 10, 2017, 10:30:38 AM »

Quote from: matches909 on April 10, 2017, 12:14:39 AM

Wow shit around here is getting deep. I know that a race between me and aquaholic needs to happen and will happen this year if he ever gets his boat to the water. His boat is on the trailer more than anyone else that I know. I think he only saw water 3 times last year and the looks of it it will be the same this year so I'm sure I will take that race by default because he has to show up to race but I want to see him race fordlover it would be interesting and I'm sure steves86ta would be a good race too

Think the only reason he challenged me is because I would have to drive 10 hours to race him so he knows it may not happen.

Besides the fact that his turd isn't even ready. Lol

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« **Reply #598 on:** April 10, 2017, 10:58:50 PM »

At this rate I don't think it's ever gonna be ready, can't get my casale back from the shop. They've had it for 5 weeks already!! 😣

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« **Reply #599 on:** April 11, 2017, 08:03:06 PM »

Quote from: aquaholic72 on April 10, 2017, 10:58:50 PM

At this rate I don't think it's ever gonna be ready, can't get my casale back from the shop. They've had it for 5 weeks already!! 😣

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. Sorry to say but it never seem ready before. If I recall it got smoked by a family jet boat. By the way Jake still owes me a 30 pack.

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