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Nordie

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My New Favorite Word
« on: February 07, 2010, 07:07:39 PM »
Douche Nozzle

1) The underappreciated apparatus of the Douche that actually does the stinky work. Attached to the Douche Bag.
2) A male who acts and looks like an utter jackass. Someone who transcends common insults to the point that simply calling him a "jackass" or "douchebag" will no longer do. Much more offensive than simply calling someone a douchebag
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Luckie Stiff

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Re: My New Favorite Word
« Reply #1 on: February 07, 2010, 07:30:50 PM »
I can think of more than one person that description fits!
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"Don't you realize that there are already enough people in the world to hate without you putting so much effort into giving me another?"

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Re: My New Favorite Word
« Reply #2 on: February 07, 2010, 07:58:24 PM »
Quote from: Nordie on February 07, 2010, 07:07:39 PM
Douche Nozzle

1) The underappreciated apparatus of the Douche that actually does the stinky work. Attached to the Douche Bag.
2) A male who acts and looks like an utter jackass. Someone who transcends common insults to the point that simply calling him a "jackass" or "douchebag" will no longer do. Much more offensive than simply calling someone a douchebag


That's two-words Flap Dick   ;D         :P

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Quote from: Brad @ SoCalJetBoats.com on December 22, 2009, 07:40:31 PM
If i get some free time tonight at work, ill play with it and post it for everyone to see.

Quote from: IRRebel on June 11, 2011, 07:30:45 PM
Time to man up and yank it John!  :banghead:
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Nordie

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Re: My New Favorite Word
« Reply #3 on: February 07, 2010, 08:00:08 PM »
Douchenozzle

problem solved!
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Re: My New Favorite Word
« Reply #4 on: February 07, 2010, 08:01:00 PM »
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Quote from: Brad @ SoCalJetBoats.com on December 22, 2009, 07:40:31 PM
If i get some free time tonight at work, ill play with it and post it for everyone to see.

Quote from: IRRebel on June 11, 2011, 07:30:45 PM
Time to man up and yank it John!  :banghead:
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Nordie

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Re: My New Favorite Word
« Reply #5 on: February 07, 2010, 08:02:06 PM »
queer bait hooker
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Re: My New Favorite Word
« Reply #6 on: February 07, 2010, 08:06:58 PM »
Quote from: Luckie Stiff on February 07, 2010, 07:30:50 PM
I can think of more than one person that description fits!


Like who? ;D
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Brad @ SCJB

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Re: My New Favorite Word
« Reply #7 on: February 08, 2010, 06:30:26 AM »
 :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
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Re: My New Favorite Word
« Reply #8 on: February 08, 2010, 11:50:08 AM »
My buddys 4 year old son called his preschool teacher a douchenozzle. When he went to pick him up the teacher said " i have to tell you something your son said today". "Well its not really a bad word but, its not approiate (sp?) he call me a douchenozzle". My buddy said he tried not laugh in her face but couldnt help it. Matt
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My girlfriend and my boat are the same,they both suck and spit.

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Re: My New Favorite Word
« Reply #9 on: February 08, 2010, 02:21:54 PM »
Jeezuz, it's already caught on with the toddlers? I think we may have taken the internet a lil too far, fellas..... >:D

Good word tho!  :thumbup:

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Re: My New Favorite Word
« Reply #10 on: March 04, 2010, 02:44:25 PM »
i saw this and wanted to share....thought this thread was appropriate.

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Re: My New Favorite Word
« Reply #11 on: March 04, 2010, 02:52:40 PM »
Everyone, when your out on your boats...dont be this guy

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Brad @ SCJB

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Re: My New Favorite Word
« Reply #12 on: March 04, 2010, 02:56:57 PM »
ive seen worse.

i was launching at calville and there was this boat tied to the dock. they werent going anywhere. looked like they were camped there for the day. 2 douch bags and 2 girls who looked very uncomfortable. the guys were blasting, dancing and singing to the girls (like they choreographed it) "im on a boat".



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