A couple had a night planned out.
The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party
alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said
she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need
for his good time to be spoiled by her not going.
So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping
soundly for about an hour, woke without pain, and as it was still early,
decided to go to the party.
As her husband didn't know what her costume was, she thought she
would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she
was not with him. So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband
in his costume, cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every
nice "chick" he could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss
there. His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe
herself, he left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to
her. She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her
husband. After more drinks he finally whispered a little proposition in
her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had
passionate intercourse in the back seat.
Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home
and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of
explanation he would make up for his outrageous behavior. She was
sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of time he
had. "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when
you're not there." Then she asked,"Did you dance much?" He eplied,"I'll
tell you; I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete,
Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the spare room and
played poker all evening. " You must have looked really silly wearing
that costume playing poker all night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm.
To which the husband replied, "Actually, I gave my costume to your
brother, apparently he hooked up with some tramp from the party and had
the time of his life!"
***see she never trusts you....always tring to catch you doin something wrong!!!!!***
