Maybe this dildo award thing was a bad idea....maybe it was just a bad idea to give it to rod...who knows. Seems some people just cant take a joke.
Rod, your personal attacks towards me were uncalled for. Does it make you feel better? Also, from what I understand, this is your first running jet boat and your first regatta. What did you expect? What you bitched about was exactly what a regatta is. Hang out, Drink beers, make some passes, check out other peoples boats. You want to go drive your boat around all day? go right ahead, no one is stopping you. Why the bitch fest?
The comment about " no matter how good of a driver you are, there will always be some mo fo out there that thinks he drives better than you, even if he's never had a boat that he can drive." ...i assume you are talking about me trying to help you dock your boat. I grew up around boats....been around them most of my life...yeah, i dont have a running boat, but i have experience around them. I am no expert, but I try to lend some advice when i see its needed. Hence this site - it was built for people to help people. It took you 4 trys to dock it and i was the only one who stepped up to help out. I even sat there and held it for your girlfriend because she was struggling holding it by herself.
...I could go on and on about how out of line your post was, but im frustrated that I even have to explain myself. It concerns me that you had to resort to the bottom of the barrel and lashed out like a stray dog.
The award was purely out of fun and wasnt meant to put you down or 'stab you in the back'. I am sorry that you took it the wrong way and came off like a total dick with the personal attacks.
Be a man and learn how to laugh at the shit life hands you and quit being so sensitive. We're all here for a short time and shit like this ruins it for everyone.
[sarcasm]At this point, the committie has voted towards withdrawing the award from you due to lack of a sense of humor.
This is not the end of this award. It will be given again at a future date.[/sarcasm]
You were obviously concerned about whether or not I could/would take this joke otherwise you wouldn't have done it the way that you did.
Personal attacks towards you? What the fuck do you think giving someone a dildo award is when they aren't even there? A personal compliment? Fuck you. Bitch fest? I was merely making a comment that most jet boaters don't even drive their boats that much, how could you take that comment personally? you don't even have a boat to drive? WTF?
You stated that I nearly hit chromey's boat 3 times, how choppy was the water out there at the dock? How crowded was the water near the dock? Did I hit the fucking boat? ... and you're calling me a bad driver? I missed the fucking boat you stupid ass, what did you think that I missed the boat due to luck? Haven't you figured out yet that I don't have any luck?
You're fucking joke would have been funny assed shit had you given it to me in person. Suck a dick.
You're apology doesn't mean shit in the context that it was put in. Fuck you.
You put up this award online instead of in person and you tell me to be a man? Fuck you.
Next time you give it out have the fucking courtesy to give it in person you stupid fuck.
rod what happened man o man, i work out doors from 6am to 8pm six days a week, but if brad pissed on your cherrios, or pissed you off with a joke, i now that we are for the most part older people on this site dont disrespect Woman! she didnt play the joke, have the gonads to change that part of the rampage, and go on from there, as a famous criminal said may i quote "CANT WE ALL GET ALONG" as some one else said to "toes dont grow back" (see the thread from the hawaiian boat sale) and laugh it off thanks and i hope you can have a better day on friday 
If Woman! didn't want to get attacked then why is she defending her "man" (term used loosely). Fuck his toe's, they need to be re-directed up his ass.
Wow, just catching up on this thread... I feel that I've kinda been the "class clown" on this site since my...well anyways 
But I think (when I have to) that the dildo thing may have been just a bit too extreme to post for all the WORLD to see. My neighbor was on me the day after the El Capitan thing and he doesn't even own a jet boat. But that said I think it would have been great to award it off camera at the event, like a had to be there joke. Just my .02
This guy is smarter than your stupid ass Brad. Humor is the ability to laugh at yourself, this guy has a great sense of humor. Ask anyone who knows me, I clown myself more than anyone, I aloow people to clown me all the time - in person you fucking idiot.
Did Rod see it at the event on the boat? Or did you just put it on the boat take a picture and then take it off and then hide it again?
Oh wait, this guy too...
You wanted a trailer wired up, who fucking left their kid (that I only see 50% of the time) for an entire day that same weekend to wire up your trailer so that you could store it where you wanted to? I did. For $40 at that.
You wanted a Berkeley intake and I stepped up and offered you one for "$50, or just make me an offer".
How many people do you think that I allowed to drive my boat? 3, myself, my G/F, and you.
How did you repay me? By posting this shit on a board. You want to act like a man then be a man and do stupid shit like this in person, dumb ass.
I've got a lot more to say but I'm done waisting my time with you. Peace!
