Soooooo here's what you do, Harry. Anytime you buy boat chit or whatever, buy her a DVD! She'll never notice! You have the battle half won!
Used to do that with Cin by buying some cool markers, wood blocks, neato $1 toys when I brought a new gun or sumpin home. Always worked! Kinda like waving something shiney in front of a crow. (We're not that dissimilar, the crow needs to have boobs is the only catch for us. If you think the women haven't figured THAT out, guess again. Isn't it amazing how many shoes accumulate and she never buys any?

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Lord, I hope none of your wives are watching this thread, this is gonna get UGLY, and I mean FAST!
Ray