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beerjet

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Should I stay or should I go?
« on: July 21, 2009, 08:57:49 PM »
After a short dispute in my head one day on my way home from work, I blurted out to my carpool partner, "Do you think I should get therapy?"
"For what?" he says.
"EVERYTHING IN MY FUKIN HEAD RELATES TO USING A WOMAN AS A FUKIN PIN CUSHION!
Quite frankly, it's starting to worry me."
He seems to think I'm OK.
I asked my woman.
Even after I practically molest her in the kitchen or any chance that she's in arms reach.
She seems to be OK with me  ???
She says it's healthy  :screwy:
 :thumbdown:
I might go back to drinkin on a regular basis  :-\

-beerjet-
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i dont but im all for stuffin shit in her ass to make her go away :-*

Luckie Stiff

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Re: Should I stay or should I go?
« Reply #1 on: July 21, 2009, 09:07:17 PM »
you're a healthy young man, enjoy it.
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propless

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Re: Should I stay or should I go?
« Reply #2 on: July 21, 2009, 09:12:11 PM »
 The only reason you need therapy is if you think theres something wrong with that.  Myself, I dont see a problem.  ;D
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Welcome to the club of broken boats :o  Pay here$ bend over and move along.

Nick

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Re: Should I stay or should I go?
« Reply #3 on: July 21, 2009, 09:16:04 PM »
if she's cool with it you should be all good.
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beerjet

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Re: Should I stay or should I go?
« Reply #4 on: July 21, 2009, 09:32:40 PM »
:sly:
That really is the tip of the iceburg.
If I were to devulge too much, there would probably be cops knocking at my door.  :-\

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i dont but im all for stuffin shit in her ass to make her go away :-*

Nick

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Re: Should I stay or should I go?
« Reply #5 on: July 21, 2009, 09:37:42 PM »
:sly:
That really is the tip of the iceburg.
If I were to devulge too much, there would probably be cops knocking at my door.  :-\

-beerjet-

Sorry bro, I guess I can't help you much further then, I don't know you well enough to really pass judgement.
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Brad @ SCJB

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Re: Should I stay or should I go?
« Reply #6 on: July 21, 2009, 10:07:56 PM »
i got the same problems bro..... nicole told me its healthy too  ;D
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GlassCutter

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Re: Should I stay or should I go?
« Reply #7 on: July 22, 2009, 12:09:21 AM »
Tell the wife's sancho that he needs to pick up his game.   >:D
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IRRebel

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Re: Should I stay or should I go?
« Reply #8 on: July 22, 2009, 04:03:32 AM »
Omar, you're fine!

You're one of the kindest and most generous persons I have ever met. Stop beating yourself up for being a hornbag!

I think, maybe, I , and others here, have helped to put it in your brain that somethings amiss with my, and others, smart comments about your text messages, etc. and I apologize for that. (I know you're drawing from a much broader base than just this site, but I'm using what I know of you from here and in person as a guage.)

Was all in good fun, and I think we all, (I know I do) collectively, enjoy the texts and posts (and look forward to them!) in a sick sorta way, lol. We also share the enjoyment of chiding you on that. Looking back on the comments, yeah, some were a little harsh, and even, as Brad pointed out to me awhile back, outta line. Shrug it off.

Whats in MY closet, or anyone elses for that matter, might scare the hell outta people too! (I once thought to myself, what if I run for political office, what sorta crap could the press dig up? WOW! Ended those thoughts immediately!)

I think we're all perverts, just a matter of degree and admission, and I think it's healthy! (My wife didn't mind either, in point of fact she was almost as bad as I am!)

As long as children (And nursing homes, petting zoos, etc.............couldn't resist!) are not being violated, let it go,  :D

You, on the other hand, have a way with words and expressing yourself that is second to none, and hilarious! And you're very open about your thoughts on things, lol. That is rare and not an indication, IMO, of anything wrong, quite the opposite, actually. In other words, we're all thinking it, you're able to say it and do it so quickly and in a way that is humorous!

Dunno if this helps, but I am not the communicator you are, lol.

Ray

BTW Just though of this. Were Cin still alive, and took this laptop to school as she always did, OMG the things that might pop up on her! lol.
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crewchief22

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Re: Should I stay or should I go?
« Reply #9 on: July 22, 2009, 06:45:02 AM »
The only thing you need is your own reality show (HBO or Showtime  ;) ), that way you can be earning the money that goes along with being as creative as you are. 

Enjoy life and don't worry so much  ;D
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Re: Should I stay or should I go?
« Reply #10 on: July 22, 2009, 08:52:32 AM »
If you want to slow down go buys some pro hormones, work out for a month and then do triple the recommended post cycle (thanks for the wrong info supplement store) and you can kiss your sex drive goodbye. Seriously works but could have advers affects with the old lady. I know mine wasn't very happy with me. LOL all good now though.
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Up with hope and down with dope. I am all about hugs not drugs.

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Re: Should I stay or should I go?
« Reply #11 on: July 22, 2009, 09:06:07 AM »
If you want to slow down go buys some pro hormones, work out for a month and then do triple the recommended post cycle (thanks for the wrong info supplement store) and you can kiss your sex drive goodbye. Seriously works but could have advers affects with the old lady. I know mine wasn't very happy with me. LOL all good now though.

Not to mention raised cholesterol, raised liver lipid levels, kidney pains, adverse affects on your thyroid and pituitary glands.

What supp were you on?
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Stevecat

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Re: Should I stay or should I go?
« Reply #12 on: July 22, 2009, 10:33:00 AM »
Now that Dr. Phil has joined our forums I can stay out of this kind of thread!  8)
B-jet you are doing way better than most just by asking yourself the question and seeking feedback. (Even when you ask a bunch of mal-adjusted idiots like us!)

Paging Dr. Phil, paging Dr. Phil.

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beerjet

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Re: Should I stay or should I go?
« Reply #13 on: July 22, 2009, 02:44:52 PM »
Thanks Guys.
The smart ass comments on here or the text arent what scares me.
I just take those on the chin  :P
It's the real life, living,breathing women I run across in my daily wonderings.
It's not like I want to grab one and throw them in the bushes or anything but JEEEEEEEEESSSSUUUUSSSSSS !
Does my mind race !

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Donjuan

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Re: Should I stay or should I go?
« Reply #14 on: July 22, 2009, 02:55:51 PM »
As for the supplements I have taken D-Drol, S-drol, RV5, and Spawn over the last year and a half. Some I saw good gains others were just water retnention. Never the less some that worked had side affects like lack insomnia, sleep apnia, irritableness from lack of sleep, and loss of sex drive. Not worht the gains that are lost usually within 2-3 months following your post. some size sticks but strength gains usually dropped. As for seeing chicks and nothing but "bad" thoughts. I think we are all guilty as a male gender. I had to take a break from my current relationship due to something that may be similiar to this. I call it the What if factor. What if I am with the  right chick. What if the grass is greener on the other side, can I get hotter, crazier, sl@ttier chicks. The break and alone timed plus some good one on one tals with some buddies that are married really helped. We are back together and everything is going good.
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Up with hope and down with dope. I am all about hugs not drugs.

Nordie

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Re: Should I stay or should I go?
« Reply #15 on: July 22, 2009, 03:48:10 PM »
Omar I think your fine...I'm the same way and you know this...but when I see them I like saying pow pow!!!! Or ehhhhhhhhhh....well if they say your ok I must be too...wheeew...


Nordie says!
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beerjet

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Re: Should I stay or should I go?
« Reply #16 on: July 22, 2009, 05:58:49 PM »
When Nordie fell asleep on my couch in Vegas , I got to puttin some work in on Mama.
There were hips thrust in random directions and some shots fired  :D
and Josh almost got caught in the crossfire .
 :D :D :D :D
If only you knew what was going through my mind that night.
I mean , I was already naked  :screwy:

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Stevecat

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Re: Should I stay or should I go?
« Reply #17 on: July 22, 2009, 06:01:25 PM »
If you want to slow down go buys some pro hormones, work out for a month and then do triple the recommended post cycle (thanks for the wrong info supplement store) and you can kiss your sex drive goodbye. Seriously works but could have advers affects with the old lady. I know mine wasn't very happy with me. LOL all good now though.

Making a bad career move does the same thing!!!
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IRRebel

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Re: Should I stay or should I go?
« Reply #18 on: July 22, 2009, 09:13:04 PM »
If only you knew what was going through my mind that night.
I mean , I was already naked  :screwy:

-beerjet-

OMG, see why we love you? That is FUNNY SHIT right there, LMFAO!

I go through the same thing, always have, and maybe why  llike retail so much. (Especially in the summer months! Yummy!

One of these days I'm gonna run into a mind reader and get my ass kicked........................... ::)

Ray
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OC2Vegas

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Re: Should I stay or should I go?
« Reply #19 on: July 22, 2009, 09:17:06 PM »
OMG, see why we love you? That is FUNNY SHIT right there, LMFAO!

I go through the same thing, always have, and maybe why  llike retail so much. (Especially in the summer months! Yummy!

One of these days I'm gonna run into a mind reader and get my ass kicked........................... ::)

Ray

Used to manage a store In Dana Point, Ca on Pacific Coast Highway. Women would come in half naked still wet from the marina that was across the street. If they could read minds I would of been fired!  >:D
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