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The Fix!!!
« on: February 23, 2011, 09:46:04 PM »

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The Fix


There recently was an article in the St. Petersburg , Fl. Times. The Business Section asked readers for ideas on: "How Would You Fix the Economy?" I think this guy nailed it!

Dear Mr. President,

Please find below my suggestion for fixing America 's economy. Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan.
You can call it the "Patriotic Retirement Plan":

There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force. Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the following stipulations:

1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings - Unemployment fixed.

2) They MUST buy a new AMERICAN Car. Forty million cars ordered - Auto Industry fixed.

3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage - Housing Crisis fixed.

It can't get any easier than that!!

P.S. If more money is needed, have all members in Congress pay their taxes..

Mr. President, while you're at it, make Congress retire on Social Security and Medicare. I'll bet both programs would be fixed pronto!

If you think this would work, please forward to everyone you know.

If not, please disregard  :sly:


GT
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If i get some free time tonight at work, ill play with it and post it for everyone to see.

Time to man up and yank it John!  :banghead:
Ray

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The Fix!!!
« Reply #1 on: February 23, 2011, 09:59:43 PM »
That would never work.  It makes sense. 
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crewchief22

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Re: The Fix!!!
« Reply #2 on: February 24, 2011, 06:12:33 AM »
The 40 trillion should come out of the money we send to undeserving, terriorist promoting... third world countries.

It pisses me off that we continue to support other nations that don't even like america or americans.  F them!

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"Racing is life!  Anything that happens before or after, is just waiting"    Steve McQueen

The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?

enginedoctor

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Re: The Fix!!!
« Reply #3 on: February 24, 2011, 03:00:54 PM »
sounds good to me :thumbup:
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76Hornetjet

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Re: The Fix!!!
« Reply #4 on: February 24, 2011, 04:38:45 PM »
Wheres my ballot, Ill vote on it..... :thumbup:
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IRRebel

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Re: The Fix!!!
« Reply #5 on: February 26, 2011, 03:17:43 PM »
Love it! I Agree with Crewcheif tho. WHY oh WHY do we continue to pump money into SAudi Arabia, Somolia, and many more that clearly only mean to do us harm? (9 of the 15 hijackers on 911 were Saudi.....)

You can't buy your way into ANYONES good graces.........unless, of course, you want to continue to do so on a regular, and increasing, basis........

Ray
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"Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways totally worn out shouting 'Holy Shit what a ride!"---Crewcheif22 AKA Keith

 


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