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MORBEER

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The rebates uncle sam is giving us!!!
« on: March 17, 2008, 05:50:47 PM »
Rebates
 
As you may have heard, the President and Congress have said each and every one of
us would now get a nice rebate.
 
If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China.
 
If we spend it on gasoline it will all go to the Arabs, if we purchase a computer it will all go to India, if we
purchase fruit and vegetables it will all go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala, if we purchase a good car it will all go to Japan, if we purchase useless crap it will all go to Taiwan and none of it will help the American economy.

We need to keep that money here in America, so the only way to keep that money here at home is to buy prostitutes and beer, since those are the only businesses still in the US. 
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Ralph Brunt

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Re: The rebates uncle sam is giving us!!!
« Reply #1 on: March 17, 2008, 05:56:32 PM »
i'll buy boat parts made in the usa
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Marcsrollin

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Re: The rebates uncle sam is giving us!!!
« Reply #2 on: March 17, 2008, 10:24:37 PM »
I'll spend it at the bar so it stays in the neighborhood!  ;D
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Nordie

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Re: The rebates uncle sam is giving us!!!
« Reply #3 on: March 17, 2008, 10:25:40 PM »
best part is you half to claim it on your taxes the following year
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MORBEER

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Re: The rebates uncle sam is giving us!!!
« Reply #4 on: March 18, 2008, 05:51:00 PM »
Im very proud of all of you True americans indeed, I heard you DO NOT have to claim it next year.
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Re: The rebates uncle sam is giving us!!!
« Reply #5 on: March 18, 2008, 08:58:34 PM »
All those checks are VERY welcome @ JBP.....
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crewchief22

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Re: The rebates uncle sam is giving us!!!
« Reply #6 on: March 18, 2008, 09:45:25 PM »
All those checks are VERY welcome @ JBP.....

I placed my order today.  ;D
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"Racing is life!  Anything that happens before or after, is just waiting"    Steve McQueen

The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?

flytime

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Re: The rebates uncle sam is giving us!!!
« Reply #7 on: March 18, 2008, 09:53:20 PM »
Im very proud of all of you True americans indeed, I heard you DO NOT have to claim it next year.

I dont think I've ever gotten any money from the Gov. that I havent been taxed on.  :mad:. Still proud to be an American and more than happy to pay taxes.
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the jet boat never did this to you bob ::)
Can I get next in line behind The Beav

crewchief22

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Re: The rebates uncle sam is giving us!!!
« Reply #8 on: March 18, 2008, 09:58:36 PM »
Still proud to be an American and more than happy to pay taxes.

x2

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"Racing is life!  Anything that happens before or after, is just waiting"    Steve McQueen

The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?

OC2Vegas

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Re: The rebates uncle sam is giving us!!!
« Reply #9 on: March 18, 2008, 10:35:50 PM »
All those checks are VERY welcome @ JBP.....

Offering credit  ;Dterms untill those checks come out in May? ;D
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The Chaz

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Re: The rebates uncle sam is giving us!!!
« Reply #10 on: March 18, 2008, 10:50:10 PM »
You will not have to claim it on your taxes or repay it in any way.  It is an advance on next years taxes.  What will happen is that you will not receive that money from next years taxes if you are getting a rebate.  That said if you owe taxes next year you will include all but $600 in what you owe.  A family of four will get a rebate check of $1800....however when they file taxes next spring, they will only receive a $600 tax break...they will end up "reaping an early tax break" of $1200 .

"The bill works by reducing the tax code's 10 percent bracket on the first $6,000 of taxable income to zero for 2008. That 10 percent of the first $6,000, $600, will come back to you as a check in advance, probably sometime in May. That check will basically be a "prebate" on a temporary tax cut that will be enacted next year. So, since the new zero percent tax on the first $6,000 of your income will have already been taken care of, when you go to file your taxes in 2008, everything will seem normal and you will be eligible for the same refund amount as always. The rest of your income will be taxed as usual."

At least thats how I understand it :screwy: :banghead: :screwy:
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Re: The rebates uncle sam is giving us!!!
« Reply #11 on: March 18, 2008, 10:50:57 PM »
Offering credit  ;Dterms untill those checks come out in May? ;D

Call me we can Chat ! ;)
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Tahiti Tiger

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Re: The rebates uncle sam is giving us!!!
« Reply #12 on: March 19, 2008, 04:26:01 PM »
I am sensing a new banderlog, and my rewarders getting mounted on the Tahiti. Plus a gasket / seal kit for the RD400. :D
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MORBEER

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Re: The rebates uncle sam is giving us!!!
« Reply #13 on: March 19, 2008, 07:36:06 PM »
mine is already spent.
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2savage4you

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Re: The rebates uncle sam is giving us!!!
« Reply #14 on: March 19, 2008, 07:44:42 PM »
mine is already spent.


Nice header..........was it on speacial. i only see one ;D

J/K

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ryanbrindle

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Re: The rebates uncle sam is giving us!!!
« Reply #15 on: March 19, 2008, 07:46:00 PM »
Nice header..........was it on speacial. i only see one ;D

J/K

2sav

Yeah it was a half off sale!!!! O0
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MORBEER

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Re: The rebates uncle sam is giving us!!!
« Reply #16 on: March 19, 2008, 07:52:44 PM »
Nice header..........was it on speacial. i only see one ;D

J/K

2sav
Yeah noe I havee to wait till next year for the other one!
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MORBEER

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Re: The rebates uncle sam is giving us!!!
« Reply #17 on: March 19, 2008, 07:53:29 PM »
 Look santa was here


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DOZZR

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Re: The rebates uncle sam is giving us!!!
« Reply #18 on: March 23, 2008, 08:26:22 AM »
Dam those look sweet !!
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VAMI

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Re: The rebates uncle sam is giving us!!!
« Reply #19 on: March 23, 2008, 05:02:35 PM »
I am useing mine to buy already did a GSG-5  and then a few lap dances.
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how bout a peep show instead
« Reply #20 on: March 23, 2008, 08:20:52 PM »
Vami how bout and Easter pole dance and peep show ?
;D
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flytime

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Re: The rebates uncle sam is giving us!!!
« Reply #21 on: March 23, 2008, 09:32:03 PM »
LMFAO Tom. Very creative.
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the jet boat never did this to you bob ::)
Can I get next in line behind The Beav

hotrod56cars

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Re: how bout a peep show instead
« Reply #22 on: March 23, 2008, 09:54:23 PM »
Vami how bout and Easter pole dance and peep show ?
;D

A little  >:D  on Easter  :D
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