Leaving now!

Finally 

We are here. We are staying at the best western sahara. When is everyone hitting the water in the morning?


The beav

Just got home and mostly unpacked.   I have been going to the river since before I could walk and I have a lot of memories of things done that probably should not have been.  Yesterday certainly added a couple more to the list.

Holding true to SCJB tradition half of the peeps that signed up here either never arrived, or never rolled out of your bunks all weekend.  I have never been to McIntyre before but it is a great park and a perfect place for an early season trip.  Lots of room, nice bathroom/showers, no current on a huge beach and lots of river to run on.  I imagine it is a bit less fun in the middle of summer with more LakeLice and Wave boats but this weekend was perfect.
It was cool to meet up with Jimmy/Tony/Dan (thanks for the olive oil) but I blame them for the wicked hangover (it couldn't have been the PussyJuice).  Rivertard and HalletDave continue to never disappoint.  Omar and the Conquistidor rolled in fashionably late by about 24 hrs, but I think they were already snockered.  Skip slaved over the BBQ for about 6 hours Sat. but the results were awesome.  The rest of the spread was incredible too.  I am terrible with names so thanks to Mrs.Ralph, Mrs.Crew, Mrs.Marcsrollin, Mrs.CJ222  the food was great.

I don't think anyone had any mechanical problems with any of the squirt boats aside from a dead battery so that was cool as it leaves more time to drink.  Ray made another trip without catching fire, which is always a plus.  However I noticed that none of you bitches have a tow hook on your boats and so the mighty HO had to stay in its case all weekend.  I think Marc offered me a tow but he said I would need to be ready for 117mph so I had to decline.  I had to leave Goose Flats early as I had kids to check on but I heard rumors of some adventures that I personally don't really doubt given the potential parolees that were there, but I suspect there are some pics floating around.

I am currently a man without a camera so I claim immunity, but I am hoping somebody will post some pics later this evening.   Good times for sure.  Next month is Father's Day.  Tell the family you are giving yourself a present and going to Big River.   Tell 'em GlassCutter said so . . .  

Lets see here!




1.  Aquaholic                      Showed
2.  Alamojimmy                    Showed
3.  Rivertard                       Showed
4.  Hallett Dave                    Showed
5.  Brad & Berkeley               showed
6.  Nick Valore                     Showed
7. IRRebel                           Showed
8. Marcsrollin!                      showed
9. THE BEAV? we are trying     Showed
10. Flytime Boatless Bitch Bob  Showed
11. Nancy Boy                           No Show!!!
12. N8dawg                        Showed
13. jy84Sleek + 1                 Not 100% sure but I think No Showed
14. crewchief & family           Showed
15. Danhercules                   Showed
16. The Glasscutters            Showed
17. Ralph Brunt                    Showed
18: Beersmeyer                   Showed
19. maddogg20                   Showed
 

And some people who werent even on the list!

Lucky Stiff                      Showed
Beerjet                          Showed

1.  Aquaholic                      Showed
2.  Alamojimmy                    Showed
3.  Rivertard                       Showed
4.  Hallett Dave                    Showed
5.  Brad & Berkeley               showed
6.  Nick Valore                     Showed
7. IRRebel                           Showed
8. Marcsrollin!                      showed
9. THE BEAV? we are trying     Showed
10. Flytime Boatless Bitch Bob  Showed
11. Nancy Boy                      No Show!!! (in his defense, he had a very good reason for not showing)
12. N8dawg                        Showed
13. jy84Sleek + 1                Showed (he was camped next to River Tard)
14. crewchief & family           Showed
15. Danhercules                   Showed
16. The Glasscutters            Showed
17. Ralph Brunt                    Showed
18: Beersmeyer    
          PROSPECT               Showed
19. maddogg20                   Showed
 

And some people who werent even on the list!

Lucky Stiff                      Showed
Beerjet                          Showed



All in all, a great weekend. Don't think I'll ever get a chance to swim with a cow again, ever.

I'm tired, I'll post more later.

OH SHIT !     I forgot -- Bob was there too




without a boat   

He did bring the party tho 

Thanks for not forgetting about me John. Again, who needs a boat when I have all you nice people to hang out with and ride(thanks Ralph) and use (thanks Dave) their boats . The above mentioned "party" was VERY quite on the way home today . Very strict instructions....NO PUKING IN BOBS CAR!!!!!!. 

ya we had 5 people in the truck for 5 hours and i dont think anyone said a word. lol.. just trying not to throw up the whole way home.

i hope all had a good time. ifeel like i was not that great of a host. i got a little excited and when the bottels came out i dont remember much after that.haha

Had a great time this weekend hanging out with everyone! That place was cool.   I only have a few pics to share as soon as I get them uploaded.

Correction made.....

1.  Aquaholic                      Showed
2.  Alamojimmy                    Showed
3.  Rivertard                       Showed
4.  Hallett Dave                    Showed
5.  Brad & Berkeley               showed
6.  Nick Valore                     Showed
7. IRRebel                           Showed
8. Marcsrollin!                      showed
9. THE BEAV? we are trying     Showed
10. Flytime Boatless Bitch Bob  Showed
11. Nancy Boy                      No Show!!! (in his defense, he had a very good reason for not showing)
12. N8dawg                        Showed
13. jy84Sleek + 1                Showed (he was camped next to River Tard)
14. crewchief & family           Showed
15. Danhercules                   Showed
16. The Glasscutters            Showed
17. Ralph Brunt                   Showed
18: Beersmeyer                  Showed (Nice float )    
          PROSPECT               Showed
19. maddogg20                  Showed
 

And some people who werent even on the list!

Lucky Stiff                      Showed
Beerjet                          Sho

cow rescuing now youve got my attention pics please

cow rescuing now youve got my attention pics please

Not sure how many pictures. Not only can Skip BBQ some mean dinner but he is also "The Cow Whisperer". Who woulda thunk . And before anybody ask's.......No we did not eat the cow for dinner. That would be plain wrong

Not sure how many pictures. Not only can Skip BBQ some mean dinner but he is also "The Cow Whisperer". Who woulda thunk . And before anybody ask's.......No we did not eat the cow for dinner. That would be plain wrong

yeah you should age them in a cooler for at least 28 days first.

AWESOME....
I just want to thank the SCJB Family for allowing this "FAT MEXICAN" to hang out with all of you. I enjoyed meeting everyone this past weekend and hope to continue boating with all of you in the future. It might take me some time to place everyone's names and faces together so please except my apologies upfront if I screw something up.

Anyway, I was not disappointed at all with the genorosity and assistance from all those I met. To those that were able to put up with my 1001 questions, I am indebted to you and will gladly pay with adult beverages on the next trip. The chile, the pasta, the meat; ALL GREAT. Likewise, the conversations, the heckling, the circus acts, and especially the comradery made it such a memorable trip that I am ready to do it again.

Thanks again for a great time and I hope to see you at Big River for Father's Day.

Beersmeyer