The boat hasn't been in the water since May. She pulled the plug and engine bay inspection both come up dry.
She put her hand under the diverter assembly and finds literally A DROP. There wasn't even a wet spot on the pavement under, it was the first drop after having been parked 5 minutes for the inspection. She found the one and only drop left over from a wash last week it seems. She even insisted on putting the red tag on the boat even though I told her I was going straight to Elsinore. Momma's don't let your kids grow up to be government Bots.