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alamojimmy

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Boat Names You Wanted...................
« on: April 29, 2009, 03:02:09 PM »
But decided it was better not to name your boat that.

This could get good but I'll start with one of mine....


The Carpetier

LOL.
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JWBOYER21

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Re: Boat Names You Wanted...................
« Reply #1 on: April 29, 2009, 03:14:14 PM »
i wanted fuhket buhket


but just went with fuhket

 ;D
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Re: Boat Names You Wanted...................
« Reply #2 on: April 29, 2009, 04:14:37 PM »
think we are going to name our's liquid courage....or possibly beer-a-cuda.  not too sure which one yet
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LBsuperjet

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Re: Boat Names You Wanted...................
« Reply #3 on: April 29, 2009, 05:01:04 PM »
i was going to name my Nordic either 'morning wood', or 'orangegasm'

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Nice boat is nice!

Marcsrollin

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Re: Boat Names You Wanted...................
« Reply #4 on: April 29, 2009, 05:20:21 PM »
A friend of mine had a boat named orangegasm.
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GT Jets

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Re: Boat Names You Wanted...................
« Reply #5 on: April 29, 2009, 05:23:51 PM »
My buddy Joel had a knack for killer names...

Actually named a boat "Dog Style"  because dogs dont care...  ;D Named another one "Rocks Off", , obviously a whitewater boat.. ;D

I thought about naming the new (to me) boat "Trailer Trash", but thought "White Trash II" was less offensive  ???

I say name it what you want...after all It's yours... :sly:

I saw a boat at Lake Shasta a few years ago call "Rhino Balls" LOL, 1071 supercharged 572" flatbottom vee driver with two seats :o

edit; Forgot one, had a customer with a 454 powered Century inboard that was olive green and it's name was "Muff", his wife's name was Muffy .. LMAO, There is also a purple boat in Gilroy named "Prune Tang"... ;D

GT
« Last Edit: April 29, 2009, 05:25:53 PM by GT Jets »
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Quote from: Brad @ SoCalJetBoats.com on December 22, 2009, 07:40:31 PM
If i get some free time tonight at work, ill play with it and post it for everyone to see.

Quote from: IRRebel on June 11, 2011, 07:30:45 PM
Time to man up and yank it John!  :banghead:
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2savage4you

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Re: Boat Names You Wanted...................
« Reply #6 on: April 29, 2009, 05:24:45 PM »
The G/F says the Carribean is a ..................................



Sexy Bitch :sly:
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SLCKREG

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Re: Boat Names You Wanted...................
« Reply #7 on: April 29, 2009, 05:25:30 PM »
Beer-a cuda is awesome.lol    I was once thinking of O.C.D
Obesessive
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Re: Boat Names You Wanted...................
« Reply #8 on: April 29, 2009, 05:44:17 PM »
Since my boat was made by Apollo I kept trying to do something with Greek God names but it always sounded gay.

When one of my kids was smaller she couldn't pronounce "sun screen" it kept coming out "sun scream" so that's what the boat is getting for a name: Sunscream

...if I ever finish the fkr.  :banghead: :banghead:
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Legal Chemistry

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Re: Boat Names You Wanted...................
« Reply #9 on: April 29, 2009, 05:46:26 PM »
I was looking at an offshore w/twins )502's and outdrives (o/d)...  )

to get the wife to go for it i told her we would name if after her and her boobs,

Cyn's Double "Ohhhh" D's!

needless to say, nobody would insure that SOB... would have been fun though!
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LBsuperjet

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Re: Boat Names You Wanted...................
« Reply #10 on: April 29, 2009, 06:23:09 PM »
Quote from: Marcsrollin on April 29, 2009, 05:20:21 PM
A friend of mine had a boat named orangegasm.
DAMMIT!
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Nice boat is nice!

CHROMEY

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Re: Boat Names You Wanted...................
« Reply #11 on: April 29, 2009, 08:57:02 PM »
Quote
to get the wife to go for it i told her we would name if after her and her boobs,

Cyn's Double "Ohhhh" D's!
:o nice!!!
i got to get my wife some of those........(  o  )(  o  )....

i was going to go with "wet discharge"....everybody on here seemed to gag...lol so i went with "parlay payoff"
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« Reply #12 on: April 29, 2009, 09:08:55 PM »
Dirty Rotten is what I'm naming my biotch!
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Re: Boat Names You Wanted...................
« Reply #13 on: April 29, 2009, 09:45:19 PM »
i like FULLFRONTAL

and i thought about BLEWBALLS if i put a supercharger on the aquaholic

there is a guy with orangegasim at blythe. its on an orange miniday. maybe a full day. dont remember

White Out would be a good one too

Money Shot!

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Re: Boat Names You Wanted...................
« Reply #14 on: April 29, 2009, 09:50:50 PM »
Prune Tang is hilarious  :D
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Re: Boat Names You Wanted...................
« Reply #15 on: April 30, 2009, 12:35:01 AM »
After the official naming of Udder Nonsense, everyone's been wondering what the Bisemeyers gonna be named. I've come up with Blue my Wad.  ;D

That should get some attention, lol

Ray
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alamojimmy

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Re: Boat Names You Wanted...................
« Reply #16 on: April 30, 2009, 08:33:34 AM »
Quote from: IRRebel on April 30, 2009, 12:35:01 AM
After the official naming of Udder Nonsense, everyone's been wondering what the Bisemeyers gonna be named. I've come up with Blue my Wad.  ;D

That should get some attention, lol

Ray


That is Effin AWESOME. Keep them coming guys.

Is there any other group of people that can rival the dirty/sexual inuendos that boat owners throw down?????? My guess is no!! And this is coming from a guy that spent 15 years in the Marine Corps. LOL.
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alamojimmy

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Re: Boat Names You Wanted...................
« Reply #17 on: April 30, 2009, 08:37:27 AM »
My G/F came up with the name for our boat. My last name is Gray so it is

Gray's Anatomy


Pretty good I think
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ryanbrindle

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Re: Boat Names You Wanted...................
« Reply #18 on: April 30, 2009, 08:38:30 AM »
I saw this huge boat at the sand bar that said "Thanks Crackheads" on it.  You guys think he's a drug dealer? lol
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Re: Boat Names You Wanted...................
« Reply #19 on: April 30, 2009, 09:00:20 AM »
Quote from: ryanbrindle on April 30, 2009, 08:38:30 AM
I saw this huge boat at the sand bar that said "Thanks Crackheads" on it.  You guys think he's a drug dealer? lol

or a dirty cop?  lol
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Re: Boat Names You Wanted...................
« Reply #20 on: April 30, 2009, 09:02:38 AM »
Quote from: Legal Chemistry on April 30, 2009, 09:00:20 AM
or a dirty cop?  lol

Or owns a  private rehab center,  ;)

Ray
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Re: Boat Names You Wanted...................
« Reply #21 on: April 30, 2009, 09:13:30 AM »
my buddy is LAPD and had a 28' cat blown 502 named:

your tax dollars at work  :screwy:
« Last Edit: April 30, 2009, 09:52:48 AM by JWBOYER21 »
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Re: Boat Names You Wanted...................
« Reply #22 on: April 30, 2009, 09:28:35 AM »
My sis was/is always giving her hubby chit for his ass hanging out of his swim trunks. There new boat got named  THE CRACK-O-DON (yes his name is Don) lol
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ryanbrindle

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Re: Boat Names You Wanted...................
« Reply #23 on: April 30, 2009, 09:52:01 AM »
I was looking at some boat naming site and saw:  Ich Bin Ein Bayliner

I thought it was pretty funny!

How about: Lamberdinghy
« Last Edit: April 30, 2009, 09:58:57 AM by ryanbrindle »
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« Reply #24 on: April 30, 2009, 10:09:44 AM »
that is funny
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