Boat Names You Wanted...................

« **Reply #25 on:** May 01, 2009, 08:35:25 AM »

I still like the one I have seen....... "Sir Osis" of the River!

« **Reply #26 on:** May 01, 2009, 09:22:44 AM »

Quote from: alamojimmy on April 30, 2009, 08:33:34 AM

Is there any other group of people that can rival the dirty/sexual inuendos that boat owners throw down??? My guess is no!!

That's a good insight right there! If the politicians would start letting boat owners come up with names for their agendas, we could spice things up and maybe get people more interested in what's going on!!

TARP could be something like "FUBARP"

« **Reply #27 on:** May 01, 2009, 09:27:52 AM »

Quote from: JWBOYER21 on April 30, 2009, 09:13:30 AM

my buddy is LAPD and had a 28' cat blown 502 named:

your tax dollars at work

I saw a 42' fountain boat named "WELLFARE FRAUD"

« **Reply #28 on:** May 01, 2009, 09:39:30 AM »

Also seen one on a Cigarette Boat...... "Inheritance....My Ass!"

« **Reply #29 on:** May 01, 2009, 07:11:45 PM »

I wanted to name mine "Suck and Blow", but figured that wouldn't go over to well with my kids.

I went with "Menage a Trois" instead.

« **Reply #30 on:** May 02, 2009, 09:38:43 PM »

mines gona be called OUTA THE HOLE

« **Reply #31 on:** May 02, 2009, 10:51:53 PM »

I just saw a boat for sale call the "B(.)(.)bie Bouncer" painted like that on the back!

« **Reply #32 on:** May 03, 2009, 04:07:28 PM »

I am naming my boat the SHOCKER with the lil finger stickers too, either that or the dry docker lol

« **Reply #33 on:** May 03, 2009, 08:04:46 PM »

What the hell is wrong with people?

« **Reply #34 on:** May 03, 2009, 08:06:58 PM »

Quote from: OC2Vegas on May 03, 2009, 08:04:46 PM

What the hell is wrong with people?

What do you mean? I dont see anything wrong!

« **Reply #35 on:** May 03, 2009, 10:07:31 PM »

LMFAO, Just got in from Saguaro, saw that, Jeremy, you made my day!

And my case in point.

Ray

« **Reply #36 on:** May 04, 2009, 12:34:43 PM »

I saw this book title today and thought about you guys . . .

Positive Drinking

« **Reply #37 on:** May 04, 2009, 12:44:54 PM »

Quote from: GlassCutter on May 04, 2009, 12:34:43 PM

I saw this book title today and thought about you guys . . .

Positive Drinking

I like this one alot. That is good.

« **Reply #38 on:** May 04, 2009, 12:47:43 PM »

Quote from: GlassCutter on May 04, 2009, 12:34:43 PM

I saw this book title today and thought about you guys . . .

Positive Drinking

Quote from: alamojimmy on May 04, 2009, 12:44:54 PM

I like this one alot. That is good.

Yeah, thats not a neon sign is it

« **Reply #39 on:** May 04, 2009, 12:49:36 PM »

True.....almost as bad as AQUAHOLIC for bringing in the Po Po.

Then again, who doesn't enjoy a Saturday afternoon discussion about your drinking habits with the friendly local law enforcement official? I know I sure do.

« **Reply #40 on:** May 04, 2009, 01:31:46 PM »

Lower River Trash like me don't worry much about the Police. Have seen one Sheriff and 4 or 5 F&G guys on the water in about 40 years.

« **Reply #41 on:** May 04, 2009, 01:41:13 PM »

ya i saw my first ranger on the water this weekend. he did not care at all what we were doing i think he was looking for a border jumper or somthing.

« **Reply #42 on:** May 04, 2009, 01:53:55 PM »

Honestly I don't like the idea of considering what law enforcement thinks when naming my boat no matter where I launch it.

« **Reply #43 on:** May 05, 2009, 10:52:39 AM »

I wanted Squat N Squirt but we went with Ms. Conduct instead. Thinking about doing a mural on the deck of a Naughty looking teacher like when Elizabeth Hurley when she was the devil in Bedazzled.

« **Reply #44 on:** May 05, 2009, 04:28:44 PM »

Quote from: Marlin on May 01, 2009, 07:11:45 PM

I wanted to name mine "Suck and Blow", but figured that wouldn't go over to well with my kids.

I went with "Menage a Trois" instead.

"Suck N Blow" was my second jet

« **Reply #45 on:** May 05, 2009, 05:55:58 PM »

My Father in Laws Old jet was the "Hymen Hunter"

« **Reply #46 on:** May 06, 2009, 06:00:27 AM »

Quote from: vegascharger on May 05, 2009, 05:55:58 PM

My Father in Laws Old jet was the "Hymen Hunter"

That is amazing. Bad ass that it is your Father in-law that had a boat named that. I'm sure they welcomed you right into the family. That may be my fav so far.

« **Reply #47 on:** May 06, 2009, 07:22:52 AM »

my buddys commander were thinking of naming "CumHandHer" and my little schiada is more than likely gonna be named "69?... She Oughtta"

« **Reply #48 on:** May 10, 2009, 07:18:24 PM »

my uncles boat was named "rump pump"

« **Reply #49 on:** May 10, 2009, 07:29:29 PM »

that is the most badass name i have ever seen!!!!!!!!!

skee

Stevecat

MADSKILLZ

skee

Marlin

itsajesusthang

OC2Vegas

maddogg20

OC2Vegas

ryanbrindle

IRRebel

GlassCutter

alamojimmy

2savage4you

alamojimmy

GlassCutter

AQUAHOLIC

alamojimmy

stc315

HDriderTH

vegascharger

alamojimmy

sandeggo

bigmike

sandeggo