Mike was attending his 4X4 clubs monthly meeting, and had just told them he couldn't make the upcoming camping trip because his wife wouldn't let him go.
After listening to the jeers and other derisive remarks from his fellow 4X4 friends, Mike left to go back home to his wife
When Mike's friends started arriving to set up camp the following week who should be there but Mike, with his tent set up, fishing pole in hand, and a pot of stew bubbling away in a hot bed of coals.
"How did ya talk your wife into letting you go Mike?"
"I didnt have to" was Mike's reply. "When I left the meeting, I went home and slumped down in my chair with a beer to drown my sorrows. Then my wife snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and said Surprise!"
When I peeled her hands back she was standing there in a beautiful see through negligee and she said, "Carry me into the bedroom, tie me to the bed and and you can do whatever you want."
SO HERE I AM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
