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76NORDIC

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Joke for today...
« on: July 01, 2009, 11:54:14 AM »
Mike was attending his 4X4 clubs monthly meeting, and had just told them he couldn't make the upcoming camping trip because his wife wouldn't let him go.

After listening to the jeers and other derisive remarks from his fellow 4X4 friends, Mike left to go back home to his wife

When Mike's friends started arriving to set up camp the following week who should be there but Mike, with his tent set up, fishing pole in hand, and a pot of stew bubbling away in a hot bed of coals.

 "How did ya talk your wife into letting you go Mike?"

"I didnt have to" was Mike's reply. "When I left the meeting, I went home and slumped down in my chair with a beer to drown my sorrows. Then my wife snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and said Surprise!"

When I peeled her hands back she was standing there in a beautiful see through negligee and she said, "Carry me into the bedroom, tie me to the bed and  and you can do whatever you want."



















SO HERE I AM !!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D
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2savage4you

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Re: Joke for today...
« Reply #1 on: July 01, 2009, 11:58:19 AM »
Thats a good one, I can actually picture something like that happening :D
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outlaw97609

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Re: Joke for today...
« Reply #2 on: July 01, 2009, 01:20:34 PM »
Nice I like that one.
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76NORDIC

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Re: Joke for today...
« Reply #3 on: July 07, 2009, 09:53:59 AM »
Jeff Gordon fires entire pit crew!!!

This announcement followed Gordon's decision to take advantage of President Obama's scheme to employ inner-city youngsters.

The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from Harlem were able to removea set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Gordon's existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of dollars worth of high tech equipment. It was thought to be an excellent and bold move by Gordon's management team, as most races are won or lost in the pits. However, Gordon got more than he bargained for!

At the crew's first practice session, not only was the inexperienced crew able to change all 4 wheels in under 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds they had changed the paint scheme, altered the VIN number, and sold the car to Dale Jr for 10 cases of Bud, a bag of weed, and some photos of Jeff's wife in the shower.     >:D
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Re: Joke for today...
« Reply #4 on: July 07, 2009, 09:56:28 AM »
 :D
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